THE STORY OF THE SON OF ODIN
INTRODUCING AGENT X
Deadpool From MUA
The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation.
Wait.... I'm not DEADPOOL,I'm BETTER Looking and HAVE A BIGGER ........( You Know) THAN HIM.
I'm Agent X I was the victim of and explosion at the Four Winds because of Deadpool Blowing it up, then apart of my soul and Deadpool's combined creating A Norse God Named Alex Hayden(Not Really)
Then I met a hot babe with 34 Double D's named Sandy or is that Inez ? Eh, it does not matter ( I ******** both of them ) and she took me in and now I run the WORLDS GREATEST MERCENARY AGENCY called Agency X.
PS: No autographs, all pictures sent from female fangirls through mail MUST be nude, and yes fat chicks can send them to.
-Ciao
Alex Hayden AKA Daddy Long Leg's AKA The Butt Naked Wonder AKA The Master Blaster AKA Big Brother Thunder AKA Butter Roll AKA I HEART Fat Bitches.
ABOUT ME
Real Name: Nijo Minamiyori
Other Aliases: Alex Hayden
Marital Status: Single
Known Relatives: Minamiyori (brother, deceased)
Group affiliation: Agency X
Base Of Operations: Alpine Park theme park, New York
Height: 6'0" Weight: 215 lbs
Eyes: Brown Hair: None (originally black with white stripe)
Powers: Agent X has a powerful healing factor (inherited from Deadpool), which allows him to quickly recover from even fatal wounds, regenerating entire limbs within hours. He is a highly talented unarmed combatant, trained in the use of numerous weapons, and is a particularly gifted marksman (which he inherited from the Black Swan). He has also acquired the Black Swan's fine tastes, and a smattering of memories from Nijo, the Black Swan and Deadpool. This patchwork memory provides him with a level of protection from psychic intrusion.