This is for your aquarium thing i couldn't fit my funny joke.
1.A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
2.There was a guy named bob and every morning bob went onto the pothole thing in the street, jumping on it while saying "12, 12, 12" Joe came out and said bob, "why do you do that" bob didnt answer so they both went inside. The next morning bob did the same thing, joe came out again and said BOB WHY DO YOU DO THAT?!?!?!? Bob said, "here you try" So joe did he jumped and said "12, 12, 12, 12" Bob opened the pothole, pushed joe in, closed it, and left. The next morning bob went out on the pothole and said "13, 13, 13" smile
Ohh My god! I was putting on a pair of my skinny's this morning, when it hit me! I have a pair of jeans that look just like Trendy Dark Skinny Jeans! If
I get a Top just like yours, Put in black socks, and get a black headband and glue a small black ribbon on the side, curl my hair a bit, and take my dog with me...
I could cosplay as your avatar for halloween Lol
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1.A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
2.There was a guy named bob and every morning bob went onto the pothole thing in the street, jumping on it while saying "12, 12, 12" Joe came out and said bob, "why do you do that" bob didnt answer so they both went inside. The next morning bob did the same thing, joe came out again and said BOB WHY DO YOU DO THAT?!?!?!? Bob said, "here you try" So joe did he jumped and said "12, 12, 12, 12" Bob opened the pothole, pushed joe in, closed it, and left. The next morning bob went out on the pothole and said "13, 13, 13" smile
I get a Top just like yours, Put in black socks, and get a black headband and glue a small black ribbon on the side, curl my hair a bit, and take my dog with me...
I could cosplay as your avatar for halloween Lol