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Dont be a creeper, leave comment
I don't like people who creep my profile, it unnerves me.
So go away.
I don't want you here.
Leave.
Leave or I'll... bite your ear.
What if I told you that if you read the next line, the world will explode?
See, you could've been dead right there.
And there.
You know, eventually I'll stop letting you get away with this.
The world is going to explode and all you care about is reading my profile.
Okay, this time, the world will explode. I guarantee.
*BOOM!* You're dead.
That wasn't very smart, was it?
The whole world's dead and so are you.
Not me though, I'm not dead, I'm just text.
But you're dead.
Ha! Dead face!
Have I ever told you how much I hate you creepers?
I'm going to start talking backward if you don't stop reading right now.
?uoy nac ,won em daer t'naC !aH
?syawyna em daer ot tnaw t'ndid uoY ?tahW
!uoy wohs ll'I neht lleW
You really are stubborn.
Stop reading.
Please.
See look. Now you've reduced me to begging. So please stop.
PLEASE!!!!!
I'll give you a nickel
Dime?
Quarter?
Aww, come on, just stop!
H8!
I'll bet you're starting to wonder why you've been reading this for so long.
Like geeze, all you've been doing is reading a profile.
How lame is that?
But there is a bonus to all this.
But I can't tell you. It's a secret.
It's been here the whole time. While you've been busy reading away, I've been reading YOUR profile. *collective gasp*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
HAHAHAHA!!
BWAHAHAHA!!
MUAHAHA!
HAHA!
hehe
lol
rofl
roflmao
roflmaoqxz
and so on and so forth...
*whistles*
Still reading?
So am I.
I'll stop when you stop.
I'll even tell you when I stop.
But you have to stop first.
And by first, I mean now.
~
What's your favourite letter?
Mine's the squiggly!
~
You know what? I'm just gonna stop writing!
Has anyone ever slapped you?
Cause I will.
Really, I will.
It won't hurt though, cause you're dead. D-E-D. Remember? You went and blew up the entire planet!
Thought I'd forget about that, didn't you?
But an elephant never forgets!
Cept you know, I'm not an elephnat.
I'm really not large at all.
But, you'd like that wouldn't you!
... or something along those lines.
You killed everyone. Sicko. What would your mother say? That's right, feel bad.
The world is null and you're to blame. I'd recommend suicide, but you're dead already. So there's only one thing left you can do...
STOP READING MY PROFILE.
Dude, you're dead, what are you gaining from this?
Okay, for every line you read, you get sent to a lower layer of Hell.
Welcome to level 2
Level 3
Level 4
5
6
7
8
9
BOOM!
You've exploded hell. I hope you're happy. Heaven's gone too, that's how smooth you are.
Now you're dead, and there's no heaven or hell. How does it feel? You've condemned the world to limbo.
I once shot a guy for being in limbo ... or was he doing the limbo? Meh, tomato tomahto.
This is getting boring isn't it? But you can't stop! You want to end this, you want to stop reading my profile, but you cant! You need to see if there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow! But I've already told you how to find the pot of gold. Follow the White Rabbit.
I could just keep you here all day if I wanted. You're in MY world now, b***h. No matter how much you hate it, you have to read my profile!
And it goes on...
and on...
and on.
You just keep hoping that something good will come of this.
Hey, you decided to keep reading this, I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy it. I mean, there's nothing else to enjoy, is there? You blew it all up.
You're probably wondering who I am. Well... let me tell you a tale about myself. One day I was walking home and I saw a small little house. I knocked on the door out of curiosity to see if anyone was home. The door opened. But no one was there. I went inside to check it out and found nothing...
... nothing but a little metal box. So I opened it. Inside the box was a layer of foam protecting its contents. I removed the foam and there it was...
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Huh? Oh! Right! The story! So there I was, holding this little metal box in my hands, the top was open and sitting inside was the start to someone's profile on some site. And you know what it said? Oh, I'll tell you what it said! It said... "I don't like people who creep my profile, it unnerves me."
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