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Pick the month you were born in:
1 - I ate
2 - I jumped
3 - I stabbed
4 - I licked
5 - I robbed
6 - I ran naked with
7 - I smoked with
8 - I cuddled with
9 - I shot
10 - I bangged
11 - I RAN NAKED WITH
12 - I killed

Pick the day you were born on:
01 - A toothbrush
02 - a dog
03 -a hottie
04 - a rock star
05 - a who.re
06 - my lover
07 - a glass of milk
08 - a twinkie
09 - the kool-aid man
10 - my boyfriend
11 - the trojan man
12 - a po.rn star
13 - a teletubby
14 - Paris Hilton
15 - a horse
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a betch
20 - a crack head
21 - a homeless guy
22 - barney the dinasaur
23 - the cookie monster
24 - a bag of weed
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - the one i love
27 - an easter egg
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - a mop
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because some betch stole my taco
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I love to snort cocaine.
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my boyfriend!!!
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because Someone cut me off
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Ty dye- because I didn't like the way they looked at me
 

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Registered: 12/25/2006

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tend the rabbits Report | 04/08/2013 11:22 pm
Not yet brother man not yet but I'm ok I get to work in a bakery now
tend the rabbits Report | 03/30/2013 11:53 am
holaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
tend the rabbits Report | 02/26/2013 8:52 pm
Oh you know living the American dream. emotion_eyebrow
How have you been? Do you have your own motorcycle yet? Are you a king yet?
Are you rich yet? How's your dog? Where's my food?
Hi
tend the rabbits Report | 02/24/2013 2:48 pm
emotion_brofist
tend the rabbits Report | 02/20/2012 3:51 pm
yeah ok, when I get around to it. emotion_c8
tend the rabbits Report | 11/06/2010 7:49 pm
RIP MAN


tend the rabbits Report | 11/03/2010 4:32 am
YOU DIED

GIMME YOUR LOOT HOMBRE

THIS IS A STICK UP







I Love Frost Report | 10/26/2010 6:08 pm
o-o hey! & not much u?
Neko Nyaa-Chan Report | 10/26/2010 1:07 pm
lol sounds fun. nothing amazing really, have a choir concert tonight which kinda sux cuz we're gonna suck. we havent had enough practices and my teachers going and giving us new music and im like grr. we only practice twice a week and its not enough
Neko Nyaa-Chan Report | 10/25/2010 12:54 pm
lol nothing much, just coasting through life trying to decide wat to do at a moment's notice is all. wbu? whee
 
 
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