Little Bits of Crazy
OK, SO I GOT RID OF THE GIANT BLOCK OF TEXT I HAD HERE.
BECAUSE, LET'S FACE IT, NOBODY WAS GOING TO READ THAT s**t.
APOLOGIES TO ALL WHO READ THE WHOLE THING FOR NO REASON.
HOWEVER, I WILL ADD INFORMATION HERE WHENEVER IT STRIKES MY FANCY. 
Also, the picture above is of me.
And my lover.
FIRST BIT OF INFO- CAPSLOCK = <3
Okay, I've calmed down now.
I live in the United States of America, land of the Big Mac.
I don't have a favorite color, because it's mean to all the other colors.
It makes them feel inferior. D8
My great-grandfather was in the mafia.
So, when I watch documentaries about organized crime, I feel badass.
STFU, documentaries are super cool. >:[
I ask my friends if their pee is clear or dark sometimes (for health reasons).
I'm kind of short, so my taller friends have various nicknames for me.
Some of them are "midget", "stout", and, among the more creative, "fun-sized".
I like drawing comics sometimes.
They're usually about stupid s**t.
Lately, I've been doing less comics, and I've spent more time practicing drawing single figures.
Due to my recent venturing into the macabre, usually the figure is bleeding and has maggots coming out of its neck. 8D
I loathe Ricky Martin with every fiber of my being.
It's a long story.
Also, IRL, I have the same name as a porn star!
I don't think that my mother knew that when she named me.
I just found out that there's a sex offender living a block away from my house.
And another one nearby who lives right next to a playground.
That last one probably looks a whole lot worse than it actually is.
YOU LEAVE COMMENT OR I BEAT YOU WITH A STEEL FRYING PAN.
My Sexy Signature
[img:929cef12b2]http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm205/akiakivi94/condom.gif[/img:929cef12b2]
The dancing condom is still not amused.
FIND IT SOME MEANS OF ENTERTAIMENT, LEST YOU BE PUNISHED.[/size:929cef12b2]
Some Sexy Comments
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i saw a um... you know what never mind
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