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Cody's Vacation
Part 8

*Police airplane. Flying over French countryside*
*Nicolie in middle seat between a policeman sleeping on him, and another talking to him*
"So I said, 'Hey, you ain't got no rights!' Then I started to wail on him with my billy club. It was awesome." blaugh
"Ha ha. Yes, very funny. (God dammit! I can't take this! He's been talking for hours! When are we gonna get there!?)" stare
"Wha'ja say?" confused
"Oh, uh, nothing." stare
*Stewardess walks up*
"Hello! Would you like some peanuts?" biggrin
"Um, no thank you. I hate nuts-" stare
"Hell yeah I'd like some nuts! I love 'em!" xd
*Rips open a pack and begins to crack them open. Some of the pieces are hitting Nicolie*
"Hey, could you eat those some other time? I'm kinda tired." sad
"What? You don't like nuts? What's wrong with you?" smile
*Continues eating loudly*
"Hey, do you need to go to the bathroom?" (Twitching) mad
"Well, now that you menton it, I kinda do." 3nodding
*Gets up and walks down to the bathrooms*
*Nicolie gets up slowely afterwards and moves to the same stall*
*Opens it up and quickly shuts it. Muffled yelling and scuffling. Other passengers look toward bathroom. Sound of a huge flush, then silence. Then water running. The door opens and Nicolie walks out wiping off his hands.*
*He stops and sees everyone looking at him. He points behind him to the bathroom*
"Sorry for the noise. I had to flush a big one down." stare
"'Good evening everyone. We'll be arriving in Brest, France shortly'"
*People stop looking at Nicolie. He casually walks back to his row and leans back in his new aisle seat.*

TO BE CONTINUED...