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I have to say, what four men, a roach, and two ends of a plunger can do for entertainment amazes me. T'was in the band room, and this enormous roach comes out of no where and I'm like eek GAHH! So I run to my friend Josh and I'm like JOSH KILL IT! And he tells me I'm a bug murderer and I call him a nazi sympathizer ((definitely a me and him thing)) and he sighs and goes Fine I shall kill it.
But then his friend Gram throws the rubber end of the plunger at him and hits Josh right in the temple. T'was a funny sight, I must admit, but the bug came closer to me, so the amusement ceased. Josh takes the plunger end, gets ready to throw it back at Gram, looks at the bug, and puts the bug under the plunger. I say Good job, now what?
And then Derek comes along and asks What's in the plunger? And Joshs says A bug. And he goes over to the plunger head and steps on it so that the suction becomes unbearable. Everyone goes Eewwww~ and Derek laughs and stops stepping on it, making the plunger head pop up from the tile and make the still living bug escape. I scream and jump onto Paul. Paul ponders at me Why are you latched onto my back? And I respond with There is a bug. He calls me a girl ((oh really?)) and proceeds to put it back under the plunger head.
Here comes Gram with another plunger head, and somehow with skills of the four men, they got the bug in between the two suctioned plunger heads and took it outside. I followed, screaming DON'T LET IT FREE! KILL IT! But they do not do either. Instead, they play golf with the two plunger heads, baseball, soccer, and football. I sit there, utterly confused as to how they all were thinking about doing the same thing with two plunger heads and a bug.
To my unfortune, they let it free, disoriented as it was, and probably died two seconds later.
Moral of the story?... Do not let a crazed illiterate ((Josh)), an obsessive blue haired boy ((Gram)), one very silly bi boy ((my Derek)), and a giant ((Paul)) get ahold of a plunger and a bug. Oh the joys they shall forever have.

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