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Long ago, before cheese was invented, a pregnant camel succame to lead poisoning from eating tainted tomatoes, and died in South Africa. With the last of her strength, she made a collect call to the Prime Minister of Japan, then gave birth to 9 albino offspring. The disturbed calves developed an insatiable taste for blood, and quickly killed a passing mailman to feast on his delicious brains. Later in life, one of them had a terrible accident, and recieved a bionic laser cannon with which to smite all who dared oppose him. This was Iuniat, the inconceivable. But a plan to destroy these camels is underway, involving 6 tons of bamboo, and a ninja. Just one ninja..........