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Okay, so this has been bothering me for a while.

Relationships on Gaia are probably the most awesome of awesome things for people to get in.

If they are truly that desperate.

I'm not saying these... bizarre relationships are stupid, They are just poorly planned out.

I mean seriously, two days ago, I saw 2 people who had obviously never met, and with 5 seconds of meeting, they get hitched and become Boyfriend and Girlfriend.

And if that wasn't bad enough, 10 seconds after, the girl asked the boy if he liked her.

I actually wanted to go up to them and laugh in their face, but That would be rude. Plus, I was enjoying the lies that were spewed from each others mouths. >_>

I'd love to get into a relation ship like that and make everything I say to my girl True, but I want to be sure I find the right one and not just a ******** to screw around with.

And as much as I'd like to say that it's not a superstitious hype, I have seen some relationships that work out rather well, so I can't say they are all bad.

but before you think I'm supporting this stupid ritual of mundane idiocy, or think I am emo, I want it to be known that I Am not doing/being either.

I also want to point out the Gaia Theaters. WHAT MAKES THIS PLACE SO GOD DAMNED GREAT THAT YOU HAVE TO HIT ON PEOPLE, WHILE THEY, OR SOMEONE ELSE ARE CURRENTLY TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE?!

I find this so ******** Irritating. I mean seriously, I'm trying to watch something that I find interesting, and the only thing that these under-aged sex-fiends can think of is getting in your pants.

I want to get my chance to watch the movie, not a restraining order.

And I know what you're probably thinking. "OH, why do you have to be so cruel? Let these kids have their way! Nya-a-a"

Look, I know what you're trying to get at, but that seemingly harmless 15 year old girl could be a 42 year old man who lives in his mothers basement. I'm trying to protect by saying "DON'T DO IT!" But when you don't listen, you start digging your own grave.

Sure, Sometimes you might luck out and it turns out they are telling the truth. but ONE out of every FIVE people that a person might date over the internet, COULD BE THE ONE THAT YOU MUST AVOID!

So in conclusion, get over your petty second-rate romances, shut the hell up in the movie theaters, and God forbid, if One more person sets me on fire in the theaters, I wont spare any names and make their life MISERABLE.

This is Django Urikashima, Signing off.