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The more [X]’s the dumber you are.

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 2

[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[x] you have tried to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
so far: 5

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] Your hair is/was blonde.
[x] People have called you slow.
So far: 9

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
[] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone said “fart” you laugh.
So far: 11

[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 14

[] You have eaten a bug.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
So far: 16

[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
So far: 17

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 18

[x] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[] The word “umm” is used many times a day
So far: 19

Total: 29
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