Another male! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*takes a breath*
GOD WHY ARE THERE ASSHOLES!?!?!?!?! WHY THE ******** CHRIST ARE THEY GETTING BIGGER!?!?!?!
Alexander ******** Earle! his middle name /is/ ********. why? because that's all he does. Drink, ********, and I think cry. Or just cry while ********, not sure. Eh..
But anyway, Alexander Earle.. now for the rest of this referred to as 'a*****e A' has a girlfriend. This girlfriend will have her own little ... dance.. later with me in text, but for right now, I'l just say she's argentinian and a bad one.
Melisa loves to feel unwanted, cheated and ********... So a*****e A has all the qualities for that. ( Oh, Melissa will be referred to as c**k B )
So what happens? Well, this is the beginning of a long, very long rant. So sit back! relax! open a few window of what the internet was made for ( porn and ebay ) and make some popcorn!
ACT ONE
c**k B Enters a*****e A
Very short. Very very short. I think I'll call c**k B a minute man. In the span of a /day/ Alex decides it'd be nice to have a hot girlfriend with a very slim waist so he can pretend he's bigger then a mouse.
Yet, with this, this here is the heart and soul of a blackhole...
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Repeat it with me everyone..
Satan's Guide to Stealing Women... YES! THIS BRILLIANT MAN OF IMPOSSIBLE GENIUS WROTE ABOUT STEALING WOMEN FROM THEIR MEN!
...what a moron.. what a ******** moron. This man of men, as he likes to portray himself as, was trying to get with a specific woman. This woman is Lain. She was to him, the perfect woman. a figure he could probably cry to while masterbating.. a term I will borrow called..
'Two Tissues'
He wrote, step by step, how to make a girl break up with their boyfriend... people say he's misunderstood, I say he's a sick man who cannot get his own women without faking death....
NEXT THING
He's been with c**k B for awhile, yet he will NEVER marry. Why won't he marry? because that means commitment.. why would a 'bachelor' like himself want commitment? he has the perfect lifestyle here... I mean, hell.. a 'hot argentinian woman' with a sex drive to match his brothers..
needless to say, the kama sutra was a daily ritual FRONT to BACK.
He also did a few things which I warrant as 'a*****e' behaviour.
1) Christmas gift to his /girlfriend/ -- Xmod miniature racing car. ( WTF? )
2) a ring on ebay which turned her finger /green/ because it was fake.
3) He said this once.. I remember it clear as day.
'Never listen to your parents. Your parents are wrong.'
...so.. lets say.. your parents tell you not to get in your car because of a murderer in the back seat who has a fetish for sodomizing you with the gear shaft..
A, listen. B, take alex's advice.
YOU CHOOSE.
His sharp wit is only sharp because he takes low stabs at people through appearance and voice.. never through actual intelligent arguments. He loves to improve himself to the point of the ability to /laugh/ at the fact that you aren't 'rich' enough to be at his level.
I actually have told him off several times yet he can't believe that he is wrong. EVER. He's so high on himself that he isn't able to see his faults.
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tick TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
*pants*
This is just a disaster waiting to happen...
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Calamity and Insanity Happen.. yet only in doses before the calm. I am the brief Disaster caused by such a mess. These are my tales of chaos and destruction. Enjoy, yet please.. be careful as not always are the things in here stable.
I am hiding from some beast
But the beast was always here
Watching without eyes
Because the beast is just my fear
That I am just nothing
Now its just what I've become
What am I waiting for
Its already done
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