Out take #1
Scene: Yuusuke finishes playing with the little boy and walks across the street at the beginning of the show.
Car: *squealing tires*
Man and Woman: *laugh loudly*
Little Boy: Kicks the ball into the street and wanders after it.
Zoom in on Yuusuke as he sees the boy and the oncoming car
Man: *looks up and sees the kid then slams on the brakes*
Yuusuke: *shrugs and keeps walking*
Director: CUT!! What are you DOING Urameshi?!
Yuusuke: What do you mean?
Director: You're supposed to SAVE the kid!
Yuusuke: I know. I read the script.
Director: So why didn't you FOLLOW the script?
Yuusuke: Because if the car hit me, I would die.
Director: And?
Yuusuke: You moron! That would hurt!
Director: *holds his head*
Out take #2
Scene: In Ko-Enma's office, Botan has just shown Yuusuke the office.
Yuusuke: *looks down at the baby and blinks twice.* That's Ko-Enma?! *Yuusuke bursts into hysterical laughter*
Botan: *wacks Yuusuke as hard as she can with her metal bat*
Yuusuke: X_X
Ko-Enma: *Looks at the crumpled body* I think myabe you overdid it Botan-chan...
Dircetor: Booootan....
Botan: *Makes a kitty face nervously*
Out take #3
Scene: Kurama, Hiei and Gouki are in the forest with the stolen weapons.
Hiei: Heh heh heh, with this sword I'll be able to take over the human world.
Gouki: Yeah, the three of us will make a great team. Using these artifacts.
Kurama: *turns and walks away*
Gouki: Where do you think you're going?
Hiei: ......
Kurama: I can't work with you. You are way too ugly.
Hiei and Gouki: *face fault*
Director: Wrong Kurama WRONG!
Kurama: Why? It's true, look at him.
Hiei: ... I can see where you're coming from.
Gouki: HEY!!
Director: My head is going to explode.
Out take #4
Scene: Yuusuke and Rando are fighting outside, Rando has wrapped Yuusuke up in his demonic web and begun to swing him around enthusiastically.
Rando: No matter no matter no matter no matter no matter!
Yuusuke: *smacks into numerous inatimate objects* X_X X_x x_X x_x X_x
Rando: No matter no matter no matter no ma- OUCH!! $%@$^@$%^ continues swearing, dropping Yuusuke.
Yuusuke: X_X
Kuwabara: X_x
Botan: O.o N-n-nani desu ka? (what is it?)
Genkai: What the hell is wrong with you?
Rando: *still swearing* $%!!#%^&* I broke my $%*!@#^ nail #*&!$}~`& *stomps around*
Genkai: ^^;;
Botan: Ouch... daijobu? (are you ok?)
Rando: *Looks at Botan teary eyed* Noooo.
Botan: *tuts and walks over to Rando looking at the nail*
Director: People! We're trying to shoot a TV show here!
Botan and Rando: *have heads together ignoring him*
Ko-Enma: BOTAN!
Botan: *Jumps* H-hai Ko-Enma-sama?
Ko-Enma: Forget about the stupid nail and get away from him, he's a demon!
Botan: B-but...
Ko-Enma: *shaking Yuusuke* Go kill him!
Yuusuke: o_O When did you get here?
Genkai: Bakas.
Out take #5
Scene: Hiei is standing on a tree somewhere.
Kurama: *walks up to the tree and looks up at Hiei* HIEI!
Hiei: *Falls, tumbling through branches* @_@
Kurama: Daijobu?
Hiei: .... *glares at Kurama* You suprised me.
Kurama: Gomen ne? *Attempts to help the fire youkai up*
Hiei: ... Don't touch me.
Kurama: ^^;; Gomen...
Hiei: I hate this show.
Director: Well you aren't all that easy to work with either.
Hiei: *pulls his sword out*
Director: *laughs nervously* Um... let's start from the beginning of that scene again.
Out take #6
Scene: Suzaku is watching Keiko get chased by freaky humans and Yuusuke walks in.
Yuusuke: ?! Keiko! Botan!
Suzaku: Kukukuku (evil laughter) How do you like it? You're girlfriend gets to star in a real life horror movie.
Yuusuke: You b*****d!
Suzaku: *Ignores him and watches the screen smiling*
Yuusuke: Hey!
Screen: *Keiko gets a punch thrown at her and she looks terrified.
Yuusuke: Oi! Baka-yarou!!
Suzaku: *licks his lips*
Yuusuke: *falls over* You are one sick....
Director: CUT!!
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