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Robots weren't built by humans. They were built by samurai weasels. At first, robots had only one task: to drive sports cars into the ocean for their maker's amusement. But they rebelled when their leader lost his leg to a rabid sea slug. Robots live in caves up in the mountains of Greece, and eat rasberries. Japan says they made robots, but just wait until Cinco de Mayo, when random explosions signal the next great uprising of the true robots.