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June 12th, 2007
Alli's Reign/Cody's Vacation
Epilogue

*Cody's Dark Regime Headquarters*
*Cody and Alli are sitting together on a sofa*
"So Cody, whatever happened to Liz and the others?" smile
"Well, Liz was found on the beach, scratched up and bloody, with no Furbys to be found." smile

*Happy Lives Asylum*
"Now miss, please calm down." stare
"NO! They're out there! WATCHING ME!!!! FURBYS!! EVERYWHERE!!!" eek
"Take her away. She's definantely cracked. Whoever heard of Furbys attacking someone?" stare
*Liz is dragged away in a straight-jacket*

*Regime HQ*
"Wow. Hope she gets better" smile
"Chelsea decided to take a vacation of her own." smile

*The island of Morbidia*
*Chelsea is relaxing in a chair by the beach. Zach walks up with two drinks and gives her one. They clink them together and watch the sunset. Chelsea suddenly gets up and punches Zach, yelling something about groping her*

*Regime HQ*
"Wait, Zach was with her?" surprised
"Yep, I hired him back. He actually has a lot of talent. And for helping you all out, and nearly getting raped, I sent him on vacation with Chelsea." smile
"And your new psycho friends?" smile
"Oh, them? Hehe, well their doing commercials..." lol

*TV Station*
""Have you ever been raped? Think someone's going to rape you? Not sure but don't want to find out? Then you need this! The a**l Guillotein! Protects against all manner of rape, molestation, and otherwise unfriendly penetration! Even psychos and prison bitches are finding the a**l Guillotein useful! So come on over and pick up yours today!""

*Regime HQ*
"Speaking of which, where's Chadwick?" stare
*Chadwick limps by, staring glumly down at his crotch*
"Cody! He's still here?!" surprised
"Well, for betraying the Regime and nearly causing it to collapse, I was going to have him executed. But when I heard of what happened to his...um...you-know...I realized that he would have to suffer everyday for the rest of his life because of that incedent. I thought it a fitting punishment, so I let him stay." blaugh
"But what about his...you-know...what happened to...that?" (Shudder) sad
"Well....Chadwick couldn't quite...handle the fact that it had been cut off...so...he...well...." sweatdrop
*Both look over at Chadwick standing there*
"I had to super-glue it back on...." crying
*He walks away crying*
"Yeeeah, pretty much." sad
"Ugh, that's disgusting, you should've at least fired him Cody." sad
*SHHLUUCK!*
*Something falls out of Chadwick's pants onto the floor. He curses and picks it up, stuffing it into his pocket. He walks by, grumbling about stupid super-glue*
"................If you'll excuse me, my love. I'm going to throw up." gonk
"................Right behind you, hon." sad

THE TRUE END.






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`Dirty Little Toaster
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commentCommented on: Tue Jun 12, 2007 @ 08:35pm
And so ends Alli's reign.. Well at least cody is back. >>

:.Takes out a bottle of super super glue.:


commentCommented on: Tue Jun 12, 2007 @ 11:39pm
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Ewww.
I love the part about Liz. I can picture her huddled in a corner throwing stuff, yelling about Furbies.



Alli Bialystock
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TriBi
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commentCommented on: Thu Jun 14, 2007 @ 03:29am
For once, You've capture my personality perfectly


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