Get this...I eat both cookies...AND vegetables. Despite Cookie Monster's change in moral values, which is rather disappointing, I have a good sense of what things to eat to keep healthy...all thanks to Cookie Monster? I always remember Cookie Monster as the blue furry guy who liked to eat cookies. I never paralleled myself to him and said, "Oh, hey, if he's eating buttloads of cookies, I think I should too!"
I mean, come on! Seriously, people, everyone's getting too touchy-feely about these things. People have grown up on cookies, dodgeball, and name calling, so they were more prepared for the real world because they grew a thick skin! Now, the kids that will be coming up will have no idea how to react in the corporate world, and we'll all go down the drain.
That was my doom-story for the day. Any questions?
Didn't think so...
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