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ScissorsBentley: a Vague Overview
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an exercise in taking the mickey
since i've recently indulged in a few over-dramatic, cynical blog entries (though the second one was kind of a parody of the first, that's my excuse for it...), i thought it was about time i posted something proper stupid. so here's a piece of homework i did for sean - the task was to pretend to be a soldier in the war writing home to his family. so pretend i did, and this was the result:

Dear Mother,

I have just arrived in France, and I was greeted warmly by my companion Pierre. The weather was so impeccable upon my arrival, that Pierre and I felt compelled to go skipping in the open meadow with daisies at our feet, and garlands in our hair. Oh mother, it was wondrous! The two of us were full of hope for the upcoming war, and knew that we would do our countries justice.
On my first night in Paris, I dined on escargot and toads, before retiring to my bedchamber where a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon ensured that I was asleep before my head hit the pillow.
I had a shaky experience on the Western Front; a German ratbag came at me, eyes blazing, waving a frankfurter, and I was forced to take drastic action and shoot him full in the face. Do you know what it is to take a life, mother? I do.

Toodles,
Marion


a veritable masterpiece, i think you'll agree.






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Madonna Wayne Gracy
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commentCommented on: Fri Jun 15, 2007 @ 12:46am
Your brother is lucky to have such a talented and creative writter such as yourselfmaking up his homework.


commentCommented on: Wed Jul 18, 2007 @ 04:31pm
u............r................CRAZY!lol rofl



SweetTohru92
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MoxyCrimefighter
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commentCommented on: Fri Sep 14, 2007 @ 08:04pm
Lmao that last part gave me a right good laugh.


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