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One day, our hero is flying aboard his ship, the 'French Monkey'. Suddenly, it starts raining cobras. There's only one explanation for this: the Earth will explode in 9 minutes! Captain Paperbutt knows what to do, and he won't like it. He sacrifices himself by eating poisoned hot dogs. Normally, the world would be saved because this anomally of randomness is dead, but Hanidesleote and Iuniat and Goinsaket are still around, so the world explodes anyway.