(((Please note that I have nothing against gay or older men. Enjoy! ^_^))
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Me *talking to R.D, who has his back to me, reading a book and trying to ignore me*-“So as I was saying—“ *is cut off by R.D.*
Random Dude-“Do you ever shut up?” *turns a page in the book that he is still reading*
Clover *walks into the room with a very large smile paint across her lips*-“There you are R.D!”
Random Dude *slams his book shut*-“Do any of you ever shut up!?!”
Me *looks over at Clover*-“What you smiling about?”
Clover *her smile grows even larger*-“Ooooh nothing.” *walks over to R.D. and sits on his lap*
Random Dude-“WTH? What is your problem!?” *pushes Clover off of his lap and onto the floor*
Me-“I wanna’ sit on your lap!”
Random Dude *eye twitches*-“Too bad!!”
Clover-“R.D. you’re single, right?”
Random Dude-“Yah…why…?”
Clover-“No reason….”
Me-“I don’t like where this is going.”
Random Dude-“Clover what the heck are you up to?”
Clover-“Nothing! Why are you people always on my case!?”
Random Dude-“Because you’re an idiot and you always seem to find a way to make our lives miserable.”
Clover-“It’s different this time though!” *still smiling*
Random Dude-“Suure it is.” *rolls eyes*
Clover *becomes silent for a few moments*-“So if you’re single would you be interested in going on a date?”
*Random Dude simply glares at Clover*
Me-“…..Clover are you coming onto R.D?”
Clover-“NO! He’s gay remember!”
Me-“Clover we’re already had this discussion. R.D. is not gay.”
Clover-“Don’t insult him like that!”
Me-“I’m not the one insulting him!!”
Random Dude-“I don’t get chicks….”
Me-“Then stop hanging around us!”
Random Dude-“….but the only dude that I know is Domonic….”
Clover *smirks*-“Oh! So you two have already met, huh?”
Random Dude-“Yes….why?”
Clover-“No reason…”
Me-“Clover…please tell me you are going to do what I think you’re going to do…”
Clover-“…wait hot do I know what you’re thinking?”
Me-“Please tell me you aren’t trying to hook up Domonic and R.D.”
Random Dude-“What!?!”
Clover-“Maybe.” -^_^-
Random Dude-“Can I leave now?”
Me *glare at R.D.*-“You aren’t leaving me alone with her.”
*Domonic walks into the room*
Domonic *looks at R.D.*-“Hello master!” *smiles sweetly*
Random Dude *eye twitches*-“Stop calling me that! It flipn’ sounds wrong!”
Domonic *bows*-“Sorry mas—“
Random Dude-“Stop it!!!”
Clover-“Domonic! We were just talking about you!” *nudges R.D. on the arm and winks*
Me *bares head in hands*-“I don’t know you people…”
Domonic *looks at Clover*-“You were?”
Me *glares at Clover then at Domonic*-“Domonic just to clarify what this idiot *points at Clover* has told us; how’s your relationship with Yin?”
Domonic *looks at the ground*-“He never liked me that way.” *sighs deeply*
Clover-“Hey Domonic! I found you a date!”
Domonic *looks up at Clover*-“I wasn’t looking for a date in the first place so why did you find me one?”
Random Dude *looks over at me*-“I really hope she’s talking about someone else other than me.”
Cover *to Domonic*-“Well I knew you were sad about Yin dumping you, so I found someone else for you!” *smiling again*
Domonic-“….Master Yin and I weren’t even dating…”
Clover-“Don’t lie to yourself like that!”
Domonic-“But I’m telling th-“
Clover-“No excuses!”
Me-“Clover don’t you have somewhere else to be?”
Clover-“Not until five.”
Clover-“Anyway! I set you and R.D. up on a date!” *smile grow larger*
Me-“No you didn’t!!”
Clover-“Oh well they are both single and gay, they’ll be fine on the dang date.”
Random Dude-“B-but I’m not gay…”
Domonic-“….I don’t go for older men…”
Clover *ignores Domonic and glares at R.D.*-“Don’t deny it!”
Random Dude-“…what the…..you’re the one that’s denying it! I’m not gay!”
Clover-“Well you obviously aren’t straight. I mean I’ve never seen you on a date with a chick, and don’t even look at women like you look at men, and all of your friends are either chicks of they are gay guys. Come into reality already R.D!”
Random Dude-“…”
Me-“He isn’t freakn’ gay!”
Random Dude *looks at Domonic*-“Did you call me an old man before!?”
Domonic-“Older man.”
Me-“You’re slow today R.D.”
Clover *grabs Domonic and R.D. by their wrists and begins to walk to the door, dragging the two men with her*-“You two are in denial and are both very lonely, you’re going on a date whether either of you like it or not!” *walks out of the room with the two men unwillingly being dragged behind her.*
Me *watches at the three leave the room*-“Finally! Some peace and quiet.” *sighs in relief*
*meanwhile; at some random restaurant*
*Random Dude and Domonic are sitting at a table in the restaurant, directly across from each other*
Random Dude-“How the heck did we end up here?”
Domonic-“I still don’t like older men.” *takes a drink from his cup of tea*
Random Dude-“You’re just jealous because you can’t get a man like this!”
Domonic *smirks as he puts down his cup of tea*-“Technically I do have a man like you, seeing as we’re on a date together.”
Random Dude-“…I was forced to come here!”
Domonic *smirking playfully*-“Sure you were, sure you were. Just keep telling yourself that.”
 leavyn · Sat Jun 30, 2007 @ 12:17am · 6 Comments |
