PKD~ I'm bored
BE~ I'm bored too, and I want some sex!
I dunno, I'm still hurting.I am still trying to find that damn Genie. I want to bring Vince back right now!Look under rocks, that's what I've been doing.I have and I can't find one yet. We need to go to the Cave of Wonders. By the way, where is it located?If I knew I'd tell ya, but I ain't got a clue. I think we have to quest for the Holy Grail to find it. *laughs*Yah, but what about the Black Knight? Or the killer rabbit?You can handle them, I'll go see the catholics, cause the mom keeps poppin out the kids ya know.Sir Robin is a chicken! Do you think that the guy on the bridge could give him some courage?Well, it makes you think back to the meaning of life...I think it happens if it happens...like nature..and can you believe that my good old friend had to blow up that way? It makes me think questing for this grail will suck a**!Not with the Knights of Nee by our side. They'll help!
INDEED, we shall conquer this together. When shall we start our quest?
We will start now my fair lady! ONWARD!!!
And onward we shall go! Wait, you got the map, right?
Man, did you lose it again? *smacks forehead* Lets find it before we go. *starts looking for the map* *finds map in Kris's hand* You really need to lay off the Herb.
Haha. Seriously, I do. Wait I know what made me forget GODDAMN BONER, it's his fault. He gave me stupid pills ha ha! *marches onward*
Uh oh. No, not the bridge!
Just answer the questions correctly, and we will be ok. *starts to look nervous*
OMG...I have stoopid pills in my system, you gotta answer. *curls into a ball and shudders*
Why me? Ok, what are the questions? *dreading getting them wrong*
If I'm not mistaken aren't they "What is your name?..What is your quest? and What is my favorite color?" *thinks hard* I think that's what he asked me last time heh heh.
*I answer the first 2 questions* My name is Kira, my quest is to find the Genie of the Lamp so that I can get laid. *thinks about the final question* What is your favorite color? *he answers* Blue, I mean Pink. AHHHHHHH
*he goes flying*GOOD JOB KIRA! Look what you did, now I have to answer. I'm Kris, I am questing for the Genie of the Lamp so that I can get me some luvvin, and uhm..Your favorite color is.. It's retorical, you have no favorite color!*he moves aside* Haha, I answered right! Now we shall continue on our quest. *starts to go onwards* Where do we go from here? What does the map say? *waits for Kris to stop twiddling her thumbs*Well...*starts to look at the map upside down* Uhmm I can't read the map, it's too colorful, here. *tosses the map to Kira in hopes that she can decipher it better than I* You finger it out, cuz I'm lost. *shrugs and sits on the ground* *looks at the map* What the hell is this? No wonder it doesn't look right, it's not the map. It's the color samples for your home decorating. *waits for Kris to hand her the real map*Uhmm..I think I fed it to the paper eating mule back there. *points towards the scary cave* He went that way I believe. Oh no, don't make me go in there...I REFUSE TO DAMNIT!!!We are going wether you like it or not! *dragging Kris along the way* Ok, you first. You are the one who gave it to him. *nudges Kris forward* *walks into scary cave and bats fly out* ******** THAT s**t! *runs away towards stream* Lets just follow the water. I think he ate the map anyway,and we are mapless. We can just go ask them up at that castle over there. *points towards a big castle to the North* They might know.Okay fine you scardey cat. *starts to walk towards the castle* What if they are just as dimwitted as you? Then we would be s**t out of luck.
*keeps going because she has no other choice*I'm not dimwitted! *trips and falls into a mud puddle* Oh no, not mud. EWWWWW!! *gets up and sees a knight on a horse* Hey lets ask him. *shakes her head at Kris for tripping* What did I tell you? *looks and sees the knight* Okay fine, we'll ask him. Good Sir, would you be so kind as to give us directions to the Genie of the Lamp? My friend here lost our map and we are lost. *waits for Kris to say something*
I will have the rest for you to read in a few days time, so stay tuned and thanks for reading!! xd
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