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K.

so.

My Girlfriend goes to washington on a big trip with about 131 other people...

A huge virus... or some Food Poisoning or something comes over and makes 100 outta the 131 kids sick.

:/ Well Long story short, She comes home, feeling fine and decides to see me. I've missed her and all. So we do stuff, We go out, then after we go back to her house and make out @.@; (Yea It may sound crude. But w/e) Well It turns out 2 days later, at about 7 Pm, I get a funny feeling in my stumach. I felt like i was going to PUKE. So I go over to the toilet, lean down... And with in seconds i'm praying to the porcelin gods. :/ It's no normal throwing up... It's constant, so constant to the point where I pass out from not being able to breath.

So I wake up a couple minutes later, my mom freaking out. She gives me medicin, it knocks me out. I'm asleep. I wake up about 15 minutes later and have another exorcist spasm of throwing up. Homigawd -.0. So That happens a couple of times...

Then. It ends up with me in the hospital. I fall asleep on the hopsital bench (which was probobly FILTHY) only to be waken up 20 minutes later by a nerse. She takes me to a hospital bed, I lay down. Then she tells me what's going to happen. I get an I.V. Drip put into my hand (-.- I HATE needles), then a Lab Tech comes prowling (litterally prowling) out from around the corner and jabs my arm with 2 needles, She then starts taking a compleatly unncisary amount of blood from me. And it dosn't make me feel better that she's complimenting me on my "pretty color of blood". So anyways I'm in the hospital from 1Am to 7am getting poked and prodded, and having a bunch of different tests done to me.

I get home, sleep off the day. Then I get a call from my girlfriend, She's in tears appologising that she didn't mean to get me sick and blah blah. I tell her everything's OK, And It's my fault for kissing her, and blah blah.

Well There's another thing. They thought it was food poisoning, and that's not transmittable by kissing, so her mom phones the hospital and asks if food poisioning is transmitted by kissing, They so "No, It's only transmitted Sexually" 0.0 Well, Me and my girlfriend didn't have sex. And now her mom probboly thinks that that's how I got it sad

Her mom's gonna look at me now like i've ******** her little girl sad And I havn't!!!! Blah. Hopefully they find out it was just a VERY bad bug, and not food poisioning... :/ That'd save my neck smile .


EDIT:: xd HNEEEE!! It's Not just Food Poisoning!! It's called the Norrowalk Virus.. :/ Wich it like a Flue.. only 4000X Worse :/ ((+ It can be even air transferred xd . Heeeee!!))