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“Sorry, I got slowed up by a large dangling Barbie doll on steroids.” -Kagome (To find what can not be found)

“Care to elaborate? Or would you prefer to just sit there and grin like a deranged clown.” -Kagome (To Find What Can
Not Be Found)

Hn. Yes, she isn't even conscious and still managed to throw your furry a**.' -Hiei (The Cruel Hands of Fate)

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Koenma sighed. “I just feel like… there should be something between us before I say this.”

“Umm… okay…” Yusuke said and took Kurama’s arm and moved him between them. “There. Now talk.”

Koenma fidgeted with his shirt. “I was thinking more of something like a brick wall, or a continent… or two.”

End Chain (Love Blossom)

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“Going to meet your girlfriend again, are you?” she asked leaning against the wall.

“Mother!” he wined.

“Oh, right. You’re the uke. I forgot,” she stated casually, taking a sip of her drink.

“Mom!” his face flushed bright red.

End chain (Love Blossom)

Kurama sighed and put his hands on Yusuke’s shoulders. “Look, I know you slacked off when you were in school,
but I sort of assumed you knew where babies came from. I hate to break it to you,
but the stork has nothing to do with it.” (Family Life)

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Kurama consider this for a moment. “Yusuke, do you remember when you wanted a puppy?”

“Oh no, not this again.”

“And I agreed as long as you would feed him, walk him, and take care of him.”

“And I did!”

“Do you remember what happened to that puppy?”

“You can’t prove anything!”

“It ran away, Yusuke. After one week in your care it chewed its way through its leash, jumped the fence, dodged its way
through oncoming traffic, and ran away.”

“I told you, Kuwabara’s cat scared it away.”

“Dogs scare cats away, not the other way around.”

End chain (Family life)

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Weird?” he offered. “Wrong? Against the morals of today’s society?”

“No, those would be words describing you,” Kurama teased.

End chain (Family life)

“Oh, I think my bunny slippers ran for cover. I’m shaking here,” - Yusuke (Louder than words)

“Hey I made dinner!” He held up the dish which Kurama could have sworn growled at him.
Yusuke quickly set it to the side and sweat dropped. “Eheh… Yeah, I was thinking we could order out.” (family life)


Yusuke sat up blinked at him and said, "I was really thirsty so I went to get some water and ended up falling and having
a nice chat with the floor." (First Attempt)

"Hey why don’t you move? I was enjoying being back in this miserable piece of existence."
Yusuke's usual light face was darkened.
"Alright detective dark and brooding is my m.o. so get a new one." - Hiei (Back To Our Futures)

"Here kitty kitty kitty." Yusuke smiled slightly for the first time since he sat on top of the school and debated for a
moment whether to knock or...
Bam! The door flew off its hinges as Yusuke’s foot smashed through the doorway.
"Hey punching bag did you miss me?" (Back To Our Futures)

"Go up to my room," Kurama prompted him softly. Yusuke jumped slightly, realizing he had been looking around with a
mystified air, like he had never been in this house--no, in any human house before. "I don't want my mother to come
home and find a tattooed ruffian getting a haircut in the kitchen." (Bloodlust)

Kurama then began attacking his remaining hair with a brush. "Ow!" Yusuke squawked, trying to push him away.
"What are you doing?"
"If I cut any more while it's all tangled like this it will turn out crooked. Now hold still and let me finish, because right
now you look like a hedgehog on crack." (Bloodlust)

"And Hiei" the blue haired girl turned to the demon. "Are you okay with this"
"Hn" was his only answer, but his eyes flashed approval when he looked at the couple.
"He must be" Kuwabara said. "Everyone within a ten mile radius is still alive. Ow" Hiei hit him over the head, his eyebrow twitching slightly. (Love Blossom)

…This little infiltration bit better work, or I'm going to make Koenma need an x-ray to find that light-up binky of his. (Yusuke from Alternate Universe)

Please stop touching my sister you filthy ningen.”
Kuwabara froze as the deep voice fell upon them from above.
“Hiei! That wasn’t very nice.”
The black clad fire demon appeared in a blur of black before them.
“What? I said ‘please’.” (Comforting Heat)

Before Yusuke could react, Hiei landed a punch in his midsection, sending him down to his knees.
“What the hell was that for!”
“Consider it a wakeup call.”
“What? No ‘good morning Yusuke’?” (Comforting Heat)

Suddenly Yusuke felt a familiar sensation and he pulled at it, willing it to come forth and fill him up again. He wanted to feel whole again. As the familiar wave of power filled him to overflowing he heard cursing and opened his eyes.
“Hiei?”
The fire demon had disappeared and several trees in the surrounding area were charred and in pieces. Were we attacked?
“Over here.”
Yusuke turned towards the voice and saw Hiei standing about ten yards away, purple flames licking at his body, fists clenched, eyes glinting.
“What happened?”
“You happened Yusuke. I now have a newfound respect for Genkai. The fact that she didn’t kill you before finishing your training is a testament to her patience. Or charity.” (Comforting Heat)

Yusuke sat down on the bed and stared in disbelief. 'Sleepwalking? So that’s why he’s not angry! Yes! I’m not going to die!' (Comforting Heat)

The little bot had sat silently for but a moment, little feet moving in various shapes that appeared to be some poor excuse
for a figure-eight, before he finally turned to gaze up at the two larger mechs and said something completely weird and
outlandish…
“Hi!”
The cheerful tone and energetic disposition that had been overflowing in that one word had stunned both warrior mechs,
leaving them flabbergasted and speechless for over a quarter of a breem. Baby blue optics had gazed up at the twins, as
friendly and inviting as the voice that had just spoken to them. Both had soon realized that this was no normal minibot…
“What is that?!” Sunny had demanded, staring down at the oblivious creature with dumbstruck optics and a frazzled
processor.
“That, my friend,” spoke the calm voice of a particularly tall mech as he walked over, “Is a youngling.” (Youngling)

Of course, everyone was willing to watch Bumblebee until recharge time came around. Yep, once that cranky little
grimace and droopy look
came over the youngling's face he was handed right back to Ironhide and every big, tough mech onboard went running
with their tailpipes between their legs.
'Slagging cowards,' Ironhide thought, 'They're all willing to take on big-aft Decepticon punks, but the instant Bee
starts scowling they all run for the hills. Primus...' (Nightmare)

“He’s fine, Bee,” reassured Ironhide whilst Red Alert led them down the stairwell and through the hallways towards
the lower exit, “Nothing and no one can kill that glitchy pain in the af…” He trailed off as Jazz shot him a warning look
and clicked his claw-like fingers at the older mech with gleeful revenge. “Skid plate…yes…pain in the skid plate.” (Youngling)


Bumblebee clicked quietly and stared at Ironhide with wide baby blue optics, his tiny frame curled into the tightest little
ball he could manage whilst being held by his scruff-bar. The youngling knew that he was in trouble and that his titanic
guardian was really mad at him right now. So, Bumblebee did the first thing that came to his young mind…
He kissed him.
The little bot closed the short distance between Ironhide’s faceplate and his own, quickly kissing the rough-and-tumble-
cannon-totting-and-planet-blowing-trigger-happy-and-ferociously-intimidating weapons specialist right on his noseplate
before curling back into his tight little ball once again.
Silence. (Youngling)

“Look at that sky, life's begun. Light's are warm and the days are young.” Mikey didn't know all the words and
just hummed along until he got to the chorus, knife swiping up and down the sides of the cake. “Nothing's gonna
touch you in these golden years... Golden years...Golden years...”
“Mikey, give it up! You can't hit those high notes!” Donnie shouted from the main room.
“Come on Donnie, we've all heard him scream,” Leo joked.
“Not listening!” Mikey shouted out the door. (To Propriate the Gods)

Raph had to concede that point. "...Splinter ain't gonna like it."
"You're Fearless Leader number two, you can tell him," Leo said.
"Hey, you're Fearless Leader number one, you tell him yourself."
"Uh-uh, I only lead in a fight and when you need help."
"Okay, then, I order you to keep up with your training no matter how busy you are."
"Y'know, you're not half as good at this as I am. You really need to practice your delivery."
"I'm gonna practice throwing you off this roof in a minute." (Bad Places)

"Winter?"
"Looks more like fall to me."
"Mikey, remember our talk?" (April, Michalangelo, Donatello - TMNT animated movie)

"We're family too Leo," he said, meeting his gaze levelly."There's four of us, and when one of us is missing all
of us feel it, not just you. And I," He made a hand motion to himself. "Don't even CARE what you and Raph do to
each other in the dojo or in your rooms or whatever..."
" - though a little warning would be nice! - " Mikey called out again. (Lost and Found)

“Morning, Master,” he said suppressing a yawn.
Splinter smiled, returning the gesture. “Good morning, Raphael. You did not sleep well?”
What was your first clue, Raphael thought bitterly, but he just shook his head. “M’fine. Just not used to sleepin‘
in a bed, I guess.” In Frankenstein’s lab. (In Another's Shoes)

Leo offered his sensei what he hoped was a sincere smile but was just really a not-so-good imitation of Mike’s
innocent look. He said the first thing that came to mind. It was a Mikey line if he ever heard one.
“I didn’t do it,” Leo said quickly. (In Another's Shoes)



“Master, if none of us are smarter than the other…how do you explain Mike?” There was a teasing tone to Raphael’s
voice and he couldn’t wait to hear what Splinter came up with for this one.
“That is quite easy, My Son,” Splinter said simply. “It is as much a mystery as the life after this one and one I
do not try to explain. Just…” He faltered for a moment. “…just take my word for it.” (In Another's Shoes)



Michelangelo tried to prove just how flexible a turtle’s neck can be. He stood precariously balanced on two rolls
of toilet paper (double ply) trying to look at his shell in the mirror above the sink. So far he could make out
the ********” and “Raph”
Mike strained a little more trying to read. His face had an odd shade of green, as if he were about to be sick.
He turned to the other turtle in the bathroom. “Don, if that mentions something even close to incest, I’m gonna
use a magnet on your computer again.” (In Another's Shoes)


“Raph?” Mike echoed, looking even more nervous now. “What about you? Or Donnie?”
“Raphael is quite capable of cleaning and dressing a wound, Michelangelo,” Splinter told him calmly.
“And this is his duty for the day.”
“Yeh but his bedside manner sucks!” Mike wasn’t quite as calm. “The last time he bandaged a cut on my face,
he wrapped my mouth too.”
“Had to make sure I bandaged the whole wound,” Raph defended.
“It was on my forehead!” Mike countered wincing as Splinter applied more pressure to his thumb.
“Quietest night of our lives,” Leo muttered to himself. (In Another's Shoes)

"Dude, it's a turtle head on my turtle head. I think we'll be okay." (Michalangelo- TMNT 2007 *deleted scene*)

"Yeah well, Shredder never kicked me where these kids do." (Michlangelo- TMNT 2007 *deleted scene*)

Leo smacked his own forehead. NOW he had two problems, namely Mikey believing that Splinter was pregnant and the
fact that he had inadvertently taught Raph a new word to use against him. (Misconceptions)

“Alla time,” Raphael grinned, and Donatello nodded in agreement. “Alla time since you throwed the pillows.
Will you throw the pillows at me? Please? I wanna fight the pillows too!”
“Me, too!” Donatello echoed, bouncing in his sitting position. “I wanna fight the pillows and that sword. What is
that sword made of? Can I touch it? Does it hurt? Can I hit Mikey wif the sword?” (Like Father, Like Son)

“Sensei! Please! Ain’t we a little old to be hearing this story?” Raphael protested. He did not want to hear about
when they were being potty-trained. He began to remember vague nightmares about being swallowed by the toilet. (A Wee Tale)


"Uh guys? The shark's here and he's humming the theme from Jaws!" (Michalangelo - Garbageman)

"What do you get when you cross a turtle and a chicken? Mikey." (Raphael- Notes From the Underground)

"Been there, done that."
"Well go there and do it again!" (Donatello and Raphael- The King)

"I can't believe you two bozo's walked right into a trap!"
*sigh* "I believe it." ( Casey and Splinter- The Monster Hunter)

"Intellect is invisible to the man who has none.” Donny snapped quickly.
Silence.
“D’you jus’ call me stupid?” (Donatello and Raphael- Murphy's Law)

"Um, you guys are sucking the oxygen right out of my personal space." (Donatello- Search for Splinter)

"My life is in the hands of a lunatic." (April- Search for Splinter)

"Give me a toaster or give me death!" (Casey- Search for Splinter)

"Finally, food! I'm so hungry I can't even think straight!"
"And here I thought you were just born that way." (Michalangelo and Raphael- The Big House)

"It's only a movie. It's only a movie. It's only a- we're all gonna die!" (Michalangelo- Secret Origins)

"There is some sort of lesson here, but I'm enjoying this too much to think of what it is." (Splinter- Secret origins)

"You didn't think I would build this thing to withstand lava? What kind of idiot do you think I am?"
"Are there different kinds?" (Donatello and Michalangelo- Return to the Underground)

Leo, his mind supplied, finding a touch of coherence. He blinked and squinted, trying to clear his vision.
Why the hell was Leo standing there driving burning pokers into his gut? Seemed rude. (Raphael- Before the fall)

"Sorry Casey, the aye's have it, you're a bonehead." (Raphael- The Golden Puck)

Mikey, it's not that I don't... appreciate you, but it's kind of hard to shower with your lil' bro hanging onto
your leg. (Leonardo- Angels That Won't Return)

"Do you guys comes with sub-titles?" (Michalangelo- April's Artifact)

"I'm a teenager sensei, undiciplened and unruly is what we do best!"
"But you are also a ninja. You must use your mind more and your mouth less." (Michalangelo and Splinter- Touch and
go)

“Count to ten, Raph,” Don advises.

“Won’t help-- it’ll just make me want to hit him all the harder.” (Leader of the Pack)

"And like the Three Musketeers used to say: One for all and all for ninja mode! Of course I'm paraphrasing.....ow!"
"What is wrong with you?" (Michalangelo and Raphael -Sons of the Silent Age)

"Whoa Leo, you been eating out of Raph's bowl or somthing?" (Casey- Dragon's Brew)

"Leo, you're stealing Raph's line!"
"I don't mind, I love it when he talks tough." (Michalangelo and Raphael- Cousin Sid)

"No, hold on. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to....a dark and moody Leo!" (Michalangelo
-A wing and a prayer)

"FearNot? What happened to 'Skinny'?"
"You're too fat to be 'Skinny'- OW!"
A tawny gaze narrowed on her, "Sorry." Not.
"It's true though, you're one heavy son of a- geez! Are you trying to break my foot off?"
He rolled his eyes, "Yes, I'm trying to snap it off so I can put it in better use; like in your mouth to shut
you up." (Leonardo and Kally -Noose)

"Wow, an alien invasion. You don't see that everyday. Oh wait....yeah we do." (Raphael- Aliens Among Us)

"Raph! Come on!"
"Uhhhh! But I like it when they go pop!" (Leonardo and Raphael- Aliens Among Us)

"Hey Don, don't smack Mikey. That's my job!"
"Hey! Do I look like a pinyata?" (Raphael and Michalangelo- Still Nobody)

"You won't be much of a warrior without a head!" ( Ancient One -The Ancient One)

"Please tell me that thing didn't just talk."
"It's intelligent!"
"Mikey talks, we don't call him intelligent." (Michalangelo, Donatello, Raphael -Outbreak)

"I see a nerd-a-saurus."
"And a geek-a-saurus rex." (Michalangelo and Raphael -Return of Savanti Pt. 1)

"Look Don, chicken-a-sauruses." (April -Return of Savanti Pt. 1)

"Hey, why'd they leave? You think we scared 'em off?"
"Nope."
"You think something really horrible is comming now?"
"Yep." (Raphael and Leonardo -REturn of Savanti Pt. 1)

"We know the drill. Can't have their cream filling spill out, infecting other creatures with their freak-o
DNA. Last thing we need is more genetic regects. I mean, we already got Mikey." (Raphael -Adventures in
Turtle-sitting)

"Hey! Don't eat Raph! You don't know where he's been!" (Michalangelo -Adventures in Turtle-Sitting)

"Eh heh...oops."
"Mikey! You blacked out the city!" (Michalangelo and Raphael -Adventures in Turtle-Sitting)