Well, all of the previous stories should contained enough theories, but here's a few more:
A giant lumberjack will chop the world in half
Aliens will nuke us because they're jealous that, no matter how advanced their technology is, they can't compete with the awesomeness of soda
Space flounder will beat the world to dust with chairs
Humanity will be arrested for selling illegal fireworks
Exploding insects
Clowns
Military ninjas
The world blows up at random
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