....why I don't have my homework:
1. A sudden gust of wind blew it our of my hands, and I never saw it again.
2. I was kidnapped by terrorists and they just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.
3. The lights in out house went out, and I had to burn it to get to the fuse box.
4. A kid fell in the lake, and I jumped in the rescue him. My homework drowned.
5. I used it to fill a hole in my shoe.
6. My father had a nervous breakdown, and he cut it up to make paper dolls.
7. My pet gerbils had babies, and they used it to make a nest.
8. I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in class to look bad.
9. I made a paper airplane out of it and it got hijacked.
10. ET took it home.
Haha, these are funny xD Another reason:
11. I didn't have enough toilet paper at home, so I had to use it.
Wahahahaha!!!! xDxD Here are more:
HAROLD: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
TEACHER: Did you do your homework?
ARTHUR: No, teacher.
TEACHER: Do you have an excuse?
ARTHUR: Yes. It's all my mother's fault.
TEACHER: She kept you from doing it?
ARTHUR: No, she didn't nag me enough.
TEACHER: This looks like your father's writing.
DWIGHT: Sure, I used his pen.
This one is about going to school:
Harry came home from school, very unhappy.
"I'm not going back tomorrow," he said.
"Why not, dear?" asked his mother.
"Well, I can't read and I can't write, and they won't let me talk, so what's the use?"
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