On a Sear's hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
[ Oh..But thats the only time i do my hair! ]
On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
[ This Competition is for the shoplifter's ]
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
[ How do you use soap? ]
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
[ But remember its "only" a suggestion ]
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."
[ Whoops! ]
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
[ And you thought... ]
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
[ But thats the only way i iron! -.- ]
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
[ Heh, we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with coughs off those fork lifts. ]
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
[ One would Hope. ]
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
[ And the Other use is? ]
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
[ Omg. Really?! ]
"Do not use while sleeping."
[ Oh..But thats the only time i do my hair! ]
On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
[ This Competition is for the shoplifter's ]
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
[ How do you use soap? ]
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
[ But remember its "only" a suggestion ]
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."
[ Whoops! ]
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
[ And you thought... ]
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
[ But thats the only way i iron! -.- ]
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
[ Heh, we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with coughs off those fork lifts. ]
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
[ One would Hope. ]
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
[ And the Other use is? ]
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
[ Omg. Really?! ]
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