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Once, Iuniat, the bionic white camel, wandered all the way from South Africa to Iraq. He was walking one day, and found that the ground was hollow. It turned out to be the burrow of a wretched little troll named Saddam Hussein. The USA was trying to bring this scab to justice, but Iuniat only knew how to kill things. Before he could incinerate that tapeworm Saddam, aliens abducted Iuniat. But, later, Iuniat destroyed the aliens, destroyed a piece of Norway, destroyed free press, destroyed all giraffes, destroyed the flesh-eating floating heads living in China, and destroyed Micheal Moore (Hurray!). Then, all was well.