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Longest Conversation with a Hacker...Ever.
It started with a standard, run-of-the-mill hack attempt (Sorry, the copy's a little messy; I'm not very good with these codes. Also, the headings in the first part are reversed.):
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Attention Gaia User
Your account has been reported and needs to be investigated with further information. Like any other Gaia investigator, we do not want to ban any account for no reason so we just want to help some innocent people out. You will be asked a few questions to verify that this is your account. Please fill out the information requested. If you do not fill out the information requested immediately your account will result in a Perma-Ban.


Name:
username:
Password:
E-Mail Address:

Once your account has been verified that its free of faults, your e-mail provider will be notified when your account is done investigation.If we find out that you are not the hacker then we shall add 100,000 gold to your account. We thank you for your patience.

Sincerely,
The Gaia Admins


What did I do, sir?



Well someone sent us a report stating that you hacked them. please fill out the form and if we find out that you are not the hacker then we will add 100,000 gold to your account



I would never do anything like that! Are you sure it was me?


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yes we do. but please fill out the information on the next message you send us or your account will get banned

Okay, okay, I found it, quit scaring me, I really am innocent. "Furbilicious." There's a very, very small chance that that's just my email password, but I'm 99% sure it's my Gaia one. PM me back if I'm wrong and I'll give you the other one.

that password is incorrect. please give us the correct password.

Okay, it's "pirateface." No joke this time. But I am serious about that glitch; you might want to try it more than once.

password is incorrect if you don't give us the password then we must call or boss lancer to ban your account

Okay, okay, I seriously got it all wrong until now, but I know it for sure this time. It's "ninjapiratetwistedcheesellamaface." I was close with the last time, see?


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Sir, did you manage to get what you want? I'm just concerned at all, I got so close to being banned...and you're not responding. I know the password is long, but trust me, I'm not kidding! It lets it be that long, and it's better safe than sorry.

yes i've been aware that your account will be getting banned soon that is why we are here. your password is incorrect.

I could have sworn that was it...

well we just check it about three times now. if you don't give you your password your account will be getting banned sooner then you think

I guess I consider myself lucky, as you said I'd get banned a long time ago. Haven't contacted Lanzer yet? And...if you think I'm a hacker, why did your boss call a special meeting just about me? There are plenty of others out there; what did the report say I did?

it said that you hacked an account named whitecookie2.

Since I know I'm innocent and all, would it be alright if I PMed him and asked if I did it?

well how is he going to talk back when they took his account and everything in it. he pm us in our email address
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[size=9]What's your email address, then? Can you get him to email his response to you and then you give it to me, or would that be too complicated? Or I can just comment on his profile and ask him; I looked i
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[size=9]What's your email address, then? Can you get him to email his response to you and then you give it to me, or would that be too complicated? Or I can just comment on his profile and ask him; I looked it up.

hold on i will email him right now. just pm his account so i can see if i can get through to his account.

Hello...?

this might take a while.

Oh. How long exactly? Because I'm running out of time. There's that surgery I need to get to...

ok i gave the guy his account back and he should be getting back in changing his password and send ing the message to you ok

Sorry, passed out for awhile there. Need to get to that surgery...I got the message, and I know he's lying, I didn't do it. But I have a question: How did you manage to give him his account back? I mean, you couldn't get the password to mine, yet you got his. I was just wondering; I really want to know how these things work if I'm going to have to defend myself.

yes we have this program that can get password to account that get banned and have been hacked. but we can't tell you anymore it's really a secret

I see...so how's the weather?

it's nice an cloudy outside and dark

Ah. It's dark here too. Add me as a friend?

sorry we can't the user's must add us

I can't add you; your add button's on your profile, which is off-limits to the public.

well are you going to fill out the information or you want your account banned

Hold on a sec. I thought we were friends.

yes we are friends but my co-worker was waling by so i had to write something. so please fill out the information so i can check your trades and and give you the 100,000 gold

Wow, you guys work in an office and everything? Fancy. How do I become a mod? My friend said they worked from home.
you have to report forum's and you must be 18 year's or older. hey can i just get your password to get this over with. it's only going to take 2 minutes

Aaaw, but I'm having fun talking to my new friend. Is the pay good?

what are you talking about we still are going to talk it's just im going to be gone for 2 minutes. about what pay?? the for the job or the gold your getting

The money you get from the job.

i get desent money i get 10.00 an hour and stay for 5 hours a day for the whole week. please fill out the information i can keep on askiing you for it or my co worker will come to my desk to this if i have been doing what i have been asked to do

Well, I wouldn't want to get you in trouble...quick question, though...do you admins have to have only specific mod accounts like yours? Or do you have a casual one?

My conversation with the kid I "hacked:"

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Someone told me you reported me. Is that true? I haven't done anything! Should I listen to this guy who's telling me to give my password so he can check my account?

yes he is telling the truth i sent him the report because i saw you in the trades and i don't even know you

Why are you lying? I didn't hack anyone's account. Should I let him have my password anyway? I mean, you're not usually supposed to give it to anyone, right?

yes but i just want to see if you hacked me. and if you are not the hacker then he will look through my trades to see what trades did i make with any account that took all my gold i had 200k crying

Well, you know, I could, but some people would think it was stupid because of all the warnings put up about not giving out your password. But I think he's real. What do you think?

i know he's real he is my cousin from california

Well, he probably is then. But how do you know your cousin's a real mod? After all, he is asking for my password.

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investigatorteam01 had to go to a meeting and wanted me to talk to you about the hacking problems.He wanted me to tell you to fill out the information below.Please co-operate with us.

name:
username:
password:
e-mail address:

Really? Are you related?

We are not related.I am his co worker and helps him with his work on gaia.

Huh. Do you all work in the same place? I thought mods were from all part of the country. I'm sad 01 is gone. He was my friend. Do you want to be my friend? Are you satisfied with your job? What do you think of the dramallama button?

i dont have time to be friends i have to help investigatorteam01 we are partners and when he's not on gaia i go on to see how everything is.In the next message send the information and if we find out your not the hacker then we shall add 100,000 gold to your account.

Did anyone ever tell you guys that you're kind of repetitive?

No not really

Oh. Well, you are. I'd trust you better if you were my friend. You've not being very polite, you know.

Sorry but i can't waste my time doing that.It's either dealing with me like this or me getting trouble

I miss 01. crying

So do I sad .But please fill out the information below so we may over with this.

name:
username:
password:
e-mail address:

I'm not going to give it to you. You were mean. I want 01 back.

Im sorry i will try to a bit nicer

I still want 01 back...

ok but he can't sign in into his account he's going to talk to you in this account

Why can't he sign into his? I thought he was at a meeting.

Hey it's me again investigator01.Sorry about before i was in a meeting with my boss if my partner investigatorteam02 has bothered in any im sorry.If i dont get the information i need my boss said i will get fired and wont be able to sign in gaia ever again.And i like talking to you.So please send me the information i need so i can keep my account on gaia.

Okay, well...I wouldn't want to get my friendy-friend fired...
My password is "youvebeenreportedhacker."


You know, he hasn't replied since...I miss him.

EDIT: If anyone does something similar, please send me a copy! I love reading these things!






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Aoire
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commentCommented on: Fri Jul 27, 2007 @ 03:31pm
that just made my week! heart


commentCommented on: Fri Jul 27, 2007 @ 07:39pm
thats long like crazy



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commentCommented on: Sat Jul 28, 2007 @ 08:55am
wahahahha


commentCommented on: Mon Jul 30, 2007 @ 03:09am
Omg. xD That's hilarious.

<333



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commentCommented on: Tue Jul 31, 2007 @ 10:57pm
u know when they switched and said they were in a meeting that it's the same person just having 2accounts and tricking u a ndyah thats info trying to help u figure this out since I got hacked too


commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 05:58am
This is hilarious.
Thanks for posting, it's great fun! xD



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commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 06:08am
Lol I always do that too.
-highfive-
Hey guys my password is:
Notgoingtofallforthatreported ;O I swear!!


commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 06:10am
I like the part where you ask the "mod" about the weather.

o wo



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commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 06:14am
Lmfao XD



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commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 06:15am
Aww...I feel special...thanks guys! heart



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commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 06:16am
that what very entertaining. :'D


commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 06:17am
Lol'd.



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commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 06:17am
That just so totally made my night


commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 06:20am
good god....are there people that stupid ? XD



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commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 06:25am
lol. that was funny!

thanks for posting! i`ll rememeber that!


commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 06:26am
omg. i love the ending with the password. lmfao he prolly tried it and saw it didnt work until he reread what it said. lmao



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commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 06:28am
I want to be investigator01's friend, too! He seems like a nice guy.


commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 06:31am
I should probably tell you that I love you all. I mean it. You make it all the more hilarious. domokun



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commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 06:40am
OMG!

that was funnneh.


commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 06:50am
xD I should actually try that. Hilarious =D



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commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 07:01am
That made me lol-ed...
Ish hawt.


commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 07:15am
OH My God.. that was sooo awesome!! I wish that happened to me XD It was very entertaining. "I'm not going to tell you, you were mean" "I will try to be nicer" ROFL!


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commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 03:26pm
hahaha oh my gdo that's so funny
I haveto do that next time they try to hack my account


commentCommented on: Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 03:30pm
Wooooow

Aw that was awesome XD

love the last line doll =]



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commentCommented on: Fri Aug 03, 2007 @ 11:41pm
You are an angel.
That was brilliant. <3


commentCommented on: Sat Aug 04, 2007 @ 08:48pm
rofl



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commentCommented on: Sun Aug 05, 2007 @ 06:46pm
Haha!

I love you! <333


commentCommented on: Wed Aug 08, 2007 @ 01:13am
May**Be**If**I**Look**Up**Towards**The**Sky....

OMG!!!
I LOVE THAT!
I really love that.
:3 You are awesome.
@__@ They went through ALOT of trouble.

....I'll**see**You**And**Your**Smile...
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commentCommented on: Wed Aug 08, 2007 @ 01:13am
holy crap i wasn't aware hacker are stubborn or stupid


commentCommented on: Wed Aug 08, 2007 @ 01:14am
that is coolest thing ever



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commentCommented on: Wed Aug 08, 2007 @ 01:27am
nice lov the pic mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen


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HAHA biggrin



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commentCommented on: Wed Aug 08, 2007 @ 02:34am
Lmao.
I do too. xD
Sadly though, I don't save them. =/


commentCommented on: Wed Aug 08, 2007 @ 03:08am
xd That was so funny ! he made a bit of spelling mistakes!



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commentCommented on: Wed Aug 15, 2007 @ 12:07am
LOL!
Next time I get a hacking PM, I'm gonna laugh at them randomly. =p


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commentCommented on: Fri Aug 17, 2007 @ 10:11pm
That made me giggle.
D:



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commentCommented on: Fri Aug 17, 2007 @ 10:38pm
I am SOOOOO doing this next time I get a hacker razz


commentCommented on: Sat Aug 18, 2007 @ 09:24pm
I love reading them too.

Perhaps I can find a few of my own.

Not for messages much, but I do love seeing how horrible people can be at making something look official. xd



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commentCommented on: Sat Aug 18, 2007 @ 10:49pm
Wow eek


commentCommented on: Wed Aug 29, 2007 @ 05:41pm
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD ! I just stumbled upon this story through your sig. This made my whole day *laffs* you win at life for that



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commentCommented on: Wed Aug 29, 2007 @ 06:02pm

That was awesome.
xD
>.>
I should try doing something like that sometime.
xDD
-Waits for a hacker e-mail-
xD


commentCommented on: Sun Sep 02, 2007 @ 12:32am
That's freaking awesome! xD

If you post any more of these, I'll definitely read them.



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commentCommented on: Sun Sep 02, 2007 @ 04:50pm
I remember when I busted this guy who stole my FRIENDS art and tried to say it was his. XD I knew it was this other persons art, and he edited it badly and all that, so I just played with him for the longest time before telling him all the stuff and busted him. He went and hid. XD Seriously.
Did you send this to the Gaia mods? I'm sure they'd get a really good laugh over it. XDD How's the weather btw? XD


commentCommented on: Sun Sep 02, 2007 @ 09:20pm
My friend and I just read this together.
We LMFAO'd hard.
WE HEART YOU SO MUCH.



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commentCommented on: Sun Sep 02, 2007 @ 10:15pm
heart you all. You make me feel so special! ^ ^

...In both ways. sweatdrop


commentCommented on: Mon Sep 03, 2007 @ 12:12am
you are my hero xD Lol.
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commentCommented on: Mon Sep 03, 2007 @ 03:13am
I lol'd.

Ilu.

If a hacker ever tries that with me, I'll definitely start a convo with them. 'Cause from what I've seen, they turn out hilarious. xD


commentCommented on: Mon Sep 03, 2007 @ 07:52pm
rofl



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commentCommented on: Mon Sep 03, 2007 @ 08:11pm
awesome, just freakin awesome


commentCommented on: Mon Sep 03, 2007 @ 08:28pm
Rofl. That was quite amusing.



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