So, you have no clue who I am? Well after reading my horribly boring and idiotic ramblings, you should know a bit about me. For those lazy people out there who don't feel like reading this paragraph, too bad. Any who, I will start with the first thing that pops up in my mind. Which is rain. I like rain. Rain is pretty. Notice the beautiful animated picture of rain to your left. Rain makes me fall asleep. I am probably the only person that can write so much about rain. (Which most likely makes me a boring person. Or maybe very detailed. Definitely not to the point.) Also, you will have to get used to the fact the I am a complete psycho that loves doing random s**t. Such as, "MEATLOAF TOADS." or "WHERE IS MY JAMACIAN COYBOY?" Now that that's over with, I hate deep water. Boats are fun, but if I am in the water, you don't want to know what goes on in my mind. Shark. Drown. Help. Sharks. Monsters. Endless pit. Would be something like what happens. Yet I love going tubing. (When I fall off I get pretty freaked though.) And obviously, I hate sharks. I am afraid of them. They will eat me. So I do not like them. But shark week is cool. Watching people almost get eaten by sharks is pretty interesting. So, I have only covered two things about myself (rain and deep water) and yet I have written all of this. I should probably make a list form for you lazy hobos. Another thing. I HATE NARUTO. Train. Fight. Train. Fight. Someone dies. Train. OMFG IT'S ENDLESS. And all the Narutards made it even worse. I don't really care what you think of me. I'm going to be myself, and I could care less if you thought I was a complete idiot. Also, if you talk 'leik dis' or 'l1k3 th1s" I will kill you. I can't understand what you are saying. Go run a spell check on what you wrote. && You're means you are. Ex: "You're very nice." NOT "Your very nice." Your is when you have possession of something. (It means you own something.) Ex: "Your profile is cool." I know we all get mixed up sometimes (even I do) but those of you who put "your' ALL THE TIME. It makes me want to cry. I'm a little bit of a Grammar Nazi. If I'm in a bad mood I will definitely correct your grammar. But not always. Sometimes I can deal with it. Bush = failure. I hate him. Al Gore is the pwnage. I love him. For those of you who continue to deny the fact of global warming, you are IDIOTS. I have a guitar named Purple that I mess with sometimes, even though all I can play is the Meow Mix Song and a few chords of Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd. Oh yeah, Pink Floyd is one of the greatest bands ever. If you don't know who they are, then poo on you. Go look them up on Wikipedia. D< Panic! at the Disco (AKA; P!ATD Panic! or even PATD) is a great band as well. My current favorite actually. I enjoy reading Fan Fictions about them (particularly Ryden), especially when they are funny ones. Randomness makes me laugh, especially when people have weird things in their signatures such as, "a**l SEX." or maybe even, "BILL COSBY LOVES PEARS." I don't know. It all cracks me up. && Drugs are not cool. They are bad for you. Marijuana should not be legal, even if it does grow 'naturally on our planet', as some of you might say. Okay, so it does. But it also FRIES YOUR BRAINCELLS. YOU IDIOTS! DRUGS ARE STUPID. (Though I must admit those commercials are pretty funny. Especially the one where the kid is smoking pot, and then his girlfriend runs away with the alien.) Drinking beer, drugs, and smoking is NOT COOL. And prostitutes scare me. Like. Really bad. DD: I told you this would be constant babbling. Those of you who have gotten this far, congratulations. <33 Oh yeah. I'm for gay marriage, even if I'm not gay. I think that if you really love someone, you should be allowed to be together. You homophones should just GO AWAY. I know, it says in the bible not to be gay. But it also says not to cuss, have sex before marriage, and use God's name in vain. People do that stuff ALL THE TIME. You guys are such retards. D< I'm a Christian, but not a very strong one. Also, porn is gross. You perverts.... When I grow up, I'm going to be a vegetarian, because I feel sorry for the animals. D: I can't right now though, because my mother won't let me. I'm gonna save the world someday though. && I'll listen to about anything if it's good, excluding Rap and Hip Hop. None of those are good. (Eminiem is okay.) The Beatles are a good band, but if you start asking me to name every damn song, album and birthdate of the members I will get pissed off at you. I don't memorize crap like that. Sometimes, but not for every band in the world. Emo boys are pretty. VERY prettay. Buut.... 'Emo' is a fashion trend that went bad. Now everyone cuts themselves and cries about how horrible their lives are. WELL STFU. Your clothes may be awesome, but crying about how horrible your life is and not trying to make it better is just annoying. I felt sorry for them at first, but now they are little attention whores. And okay, so some of you really do have problems at home, and need help. But just because your boyfriend broke up with you doesn't mean you need to go cut yourself. Most people cry, not slit their wrists to a thousand pieces. Yeah, I get depressed at times. Yeah, I know how you feel. NO I don't go cut myself. D< Friggin losers. And sorry if I insulted anybody. It's just...UGH. Stop hurting yourselves. All teenagers want attention. That's not the right way to do it.Since this is becoming a speech rather than an about me page, I had better stop ranting on about things I hate. And go onto things I like. iPods are awesome. So is music. It's one of my favorite things in the world. But I wouldn't die if I didn't have it. And it's sad that I used to say I would. Sometimes when I get really serious about things, I will write exactly how I feel about something. And exactly how I feel about something means I will blab on FOREVER. So ruuun away. (Or listen to me and make me happy.) So, you are asleep by now I am sure. I should probably go now. I probably only covered a fifth about me...which really sucks. My legs are soft because I used some silky soap my mummy got me. : D
BYE.
SAYONARA.
ADIOS.
NAMARIE.
PEACE OUT.
LOVE.
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