When I was born,
I got spit on with corn.
When I was one,
I fired a gun.
When I was two,
I back stabbed (Winnie) the Pooh.
When I was three,
I burned down a tree.
When I was four,
I laughed at the poor.
When I was five,
I made Elmo take a dive.
When I was six,
I hurt many chicks.
When I was seven,
I buried eleven.
When I was eight,
I used my nephew as bait.
When I was nine,
... well that year was fine.
When I was ten,
I choked a big, fat hen.
When I was eleven,
I destroyed heaven.
When I was twelve,
I made out well.
Now that I am thirteen,
I am not quite that mean.
Death-Assaliant79 Community Member 
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