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Well, it looks like I've found a new way to pass the time. That's right! I read the pages of Wikipedia where they collect all the weird and funny vandalism attempts people have done over the years. I have to admit, I'm amazed you guessed it so quickly!

It's not exactly G-rated, and some of those sections aren't funny at all. But come on! Where else are you going to read something like this?

"The product mascot of Kool-Aid is a gigantic anthropomorphic pitcher filled with some kind of anonymous red liquid (Maybe it's drugs, who knows?) that seemingly at random bursts through walls with complete disregard for human life, causing countless thousands of dollars in property damage, he then chuckles and utters his thought-terminating catchphrase 'Oh Yeah!', he has yet to apprehended, if you know anything about the wherabouts of this wanted fugitive, please call 1-800-555-KOOL or notify your local authorities, consider him armed and very dangerous."

That is absolutely hilarious! Sheer comic gold... and quite likely true (except for that phone number, of course).

Needless to say, my summer has been productive beyond belief.

Or something like that.