Weird facts about me..
Something you didnt know: Pheonix has had sex with over sixty-one trillion different sentient beings, excluding zombies and Egyptians
While Chuck Norris can knock planes out by shouting at them, Pheonix blew up the MIR space station by glaring at it
Pheonix was supposed to be King Leonitis in 300 but every time Pheonix came on the set, Xerxes s**t himself
Pheonix is the first person to have ever said "What the heck is the point of MySpace?".
Pheonix likes to run after the bullets that missed her
Pheonix once kept a blonde busy by drawing a circle and telling them to go to the corner.
Pheonix once faught 42 ninjas while having sex with 1 guy.
Pheonix molests people via Walkie Talkie
Question: Pirates versus ninjas, who would win? Answer: Pheonix, hands down
Superman's only weakness is kryptonite. Pheonix laughs at superman for having a weakness
Pornography was invented to please Pheonix.
Phoenix once punched a person through a MSN conversation.
If you cry, Pheonix gives you a bucket. Not for your tears, for your head.
That Is all [For now mortals]
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