Oh my gosh, it's super bump!
Oh noes! It's Super Bump's arch enemy!
The Ultra Lurk!
Mwahahaha!
Super Bump: You will never win Ultra Lurk!
Ultra Lurk: Ahh, but I know your weakness!
Super Bump: No! Not that! Anything but that!
Ultra Lurk: Attack him, my n00blets!
n00blets: GIMMEHGOLDLYKNWZ
Super Bump: Noooo! *cough-hack* Can't...go on...
Just then, Super Bump remember the one greatest fear of all n00blets, no matter how strong or large.
Super Bump: Behold! In order to obtain gold, you must use HARD WORK AND HAVE COMMITMENT!
n00blets: OHNOES!!!11 IMMELTIGN!!11oneone *poof*
Ultra Lurk: Curse you, Super Bump! I shall return!!!11oneone
Ultra Lurk escaped on his flying LurkmabileomaticPLZ!!11oneone.
Super Bump: If you do return, I shall be ready! Ready with all my Bump-etic powers!
Dunna dun dun duna nananana dunanananana duna na nana nana nananana dunanaaaaa!
SUPER BUMP!
wahmbulance wahmbulance
Super Bump: Oh noes! It's the BUMPwahmbulanceiconPLZ!!11oneone signal! Super Bump-AWAY!
Super bump quickly and fearlessly answers the call for help.
Super Bump arrives at the Chatterbox forum, where evil is afoot.
Super Bump: The signal came from her-OH GREAT SHORTS OF LAUGHING EMOTICONS OF THE LORD!
Super Bump has encounted the greatest storm of Bumps he has ever seen.
Super Bump: The forum is flooded with them! How could this have happened?
???: It was of my doing!
A mysterious stranger stood from the recently bummped thread and showed her identity.
Super Bump: Mega GASP! It's...it's...
???: That's right! It is I! Anonymous! Mwahaha!
Super Bump: No! If you are Anonymous, then I cannot report you for 'bump' harrasment!
Anonymous: That's correct, Super Bump! I shall now flood the boards with my BUMPS and...PAGE STRETCHING!!!111oneone Mwahahahaha!
Anonymous soared away to the next forum.
Super Bump: No! I cannot let her get away with this!
Super Bump quickly gave chase.
Super Bump found himself at the Welcome to Gaia forum.
Super Bump: Where did she go...
Something stirred behind him.
Super Bump: Show yourself naves!
The unseen users quickly approached Super Bump and revealed themselves to the n00blets of which Super Bump is so weak of.
n00blets: GIMMEGOLDPLZIZPOR!!11
n00blets: YOULUKLYKEYOUGOTZGOLDDONATE!!11
Super Bump: Oh noes! So many! Anonymous!! SHOW YOURSELF!!11oneone
Anonymous appeared behind the wave of n00blets approaching Super Bump.
Anonymous: Haha! No amount of Commitment will wipe out these many n00blets, Super Bump! Your time has come!
Super Bump: She's right! What am I to do?!
Just then a mysterious voice spoke to Super Bump.
Bump Sensei: Super Bump. I trained you well. It is now time to unlock your true powers...
Super Bump: Yes! I shall not let you down Sensei! I shall use...
Super Bump: ...THE SUPER BUMP ATTACK OF RELENTLESS THREAD PWNING HYAAAAAAAAAA!
Anonymous: No! He is too strong!
n00blets: OMGGIMMEHGOLDPLZGIMMEHAAAAH!
The Super bump attack clensed the n00bs of all laziness and n00beting, releasing them from their mental trap.
Anonymous: My n00bs! My precious n00bs!
The n00bs were forever transformed into...people with usernames and souls!
UsernameJake: Wow, I'm going to go resell items to make gold!
UsernameJane: And I'm going to post for gold!
Anonymous: No! I have failed!
Super Bump: Yes you have! Now, LEAVE US FOREVER!!!11oneone
Anonymous: You shall pay for this, Super Bump! I will have my revenge I swear it!
Super Bump: Do not swear! This site is PG-13!
Anonymous: Mwahahaha! *flies away*
The day is once again saved by...
SUPER BUMP!
The moral of this story:
n00blets are people, too. Just people without souls or minds of their own. Teach them the ways of...SUPER BUMP!
Thus concludes Bump Masterpiece Theater.
Wow...my hands hurt now. Curse you, Ultra Lurk! CURSE YOU!!!!111oneone
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Thank you all for understanding.
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