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The place I don't go to forget the things I should've written down when I could still remember what I was trying not to forget.



We interupt this program to bring you startling news. The Mother of the Three Little Pigs is suing a building contractor for faulty workmanship. It seems that her sons were devoured by a wolf who supposedly "huffed and puffed and blew their house in." The wolf in question is still at large and said to be full and dangerous. We will update you with more information following these messages..... TV News Broad Cast cuts off and goes into a Colgate Commercial