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ok, i don't have anything else 2 say, so I'll tell u all a joke.

ok. there was a guy in a bar and he says 2 the bartender "gimme a drink" so the bartender gives him a drink, he gulps it down and looks in his shirt pocket. so he says 2 the bartender again "gimme a drink" so the bartender gives him a drink, he gulps it down and looks in his shirt pocket angain. now this happens 7 or 8 times so the bartender finally says 2 the guy, "ok, everytime i give you a drink, u swig it down & look in ur pocket. what is in ur pocket?" so the guy says 2 him. it's a pic of my wife. and when she starts looking good i'll go home.

ok, ok, 1 more? can i tell u 1 more? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaase?? YAAAY!!! ok. this one's shorter anyway.

a guy goes into a bar & comes out about 2 hours later and starts walking home. he sees a cop & says "thank drunk i'm not god"

if you don't get that last one, comment or PM me!!! kks! bye-a!! blaugh