"My name is Henry Cho. I am full-blooded Korean, born and raised here, in Knocksville, Tennnessee. So im South Korean. I love the Asian stereotypes, they crack me up. Like most people think we all know each other. I was on a plane, and there was this big guy next to me. He was a big ol boy, he was overweight. Ill be nice about it, he was HEFTY. He looks at me and goes 'Are you Korean?' I go 'Yeah.' He goes 'Well I know some Japanese people. You should drop by and see them sometime.' I said 'Really? Well you know there are some fat people that live in MY neighborhood. How 'bout THAT?' It was tough growing up here. Lot of Asian people live here now, but when I was growing up, I was IT! I was the only one, man. Made it real tough when i was a little kid. You boys remember playing 'Army' when you were a kid? Pretty much hated that game, man. All my buddies would be like ''Ok, its the neighborhood against.....YOU. We'll give you a head start.' Used to play a lot of 'Cowboys and Indians'. You can guess i hated this game too, man. I was always the cook. There's your three Asian jokes, take them home with you."
