well i couldn't go to sleep. so i logged on to aim and asked macaroni jesus (no one else was on so don't get mad) to tell me a bed time story. here it goes. im CHRISA1023 D;
simpfan666: Once upon a time...you can always know its going to be good when it starts with that...there was a boy...named...Chris CHRISA1023: biggrin simpfan666: Chris was a silly little boy who couldnt sleep, so one night he left his house to go and try to find something to make him sleepy CHRISA1023: mmkay. like the third rail of the train track 2 blocks away? simpfan666: The night was cold but a warmth led him to a little diner aways from his house simpfan666: He went inside expecting an old lady to greet him and ask him what he wanted to eat, but instead got attacked by a giant pancake! simpfan666: "Honoes!" Screamed Chris as he fled the diner simpfan666: "Gimme your pinky toes!" The giant pancake yelled, giving chase simpfan666: Chris ran down the many streets, soon finding himself in Da Big City (DBC for short) simpfan666: He was running, ducking behind cars and tossing hobos aside to flee the pancakey evil behind him simpfan666: He then ran into the ghetto, and being the only white boy, soon found himself surrounded by O.G's wantin to pop a cap in his white a** simpfan666: However, the party was halted when the pancake burst from the subways beneathe and shot syrup out of his nose simpfan666: The O.G's got stuck to the ground and the pancake ate them whole simpfan666: Chris kept running and running, until he saw a factory with the words "E-G-G-O" simpfan666: and "W-A-F-F-L-E-S" simpfan666: Chris had an idea CHRISA1023: O: simpfan666: He ran inside. CHRISA1023: O: das ma faise. simpfan666: When the Pancake showed up at the factory, the Pancake smashed through the walls with his spongey awesomeness CHRISA1023: O: simpfan666: However, inside waiting for him wasnt a tasty child...but a chind waffle mech robot with...lazer beam eyes...and...ghetto black lady finger movement action! simpfan666: *giant not chind simpfan666: xD CHRISA1023: lulz. its going in my journal when you're done. simpfan666: The pancake stepped back and went "Honoes!" simpfan666: The waffle robot then put up and finger, rolled its neck and said "Oh no you didnt!" simpfan666: The pancake tried to run away, but it was no use, the waffle robot jumped him from behind and while beating his a** shouted "Leggo my eggo, b***h!" simpfan666: The pancake shook as it bled gobs of syrup and butter everywhere, and soon it was dead simpfan666: Chris emerged from the Waffle robot, which collapsed behind him, victorious simpfan666: He then rang a cow bell anouncing to all the childrens to come and feast on the breakfast goodness in the street simpfan666: "Chris, wake yo a** up!" A voice shouted from far away. Chris awoke in his bed, "Just a dream" he thought, before noticing a syrup stain on his shirt, "Or was it..." simpfan666: DA END CHRISA1023: yeyy!
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