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Part 1.
So I'm Stan from South Park, I'm in my house throwing a blue frisbee around. Somehow I was able to split--duplicate--the frisbee into four frisbees. It's like a rule somewhere that once split, you can't throw two frisbees together at the same time. I did that and created a portal to an alternate dimension above me. It sucked in Kenny's head, leaving his body behind. Looking up is like looking into a television. I see Kenny's head lying on the ground. Then comes a blond hair blue dress girl witch stomping on the ground. Kenny's head starts to move, try as he might to get away, crawling on the ground. But the witch catches up and teases him by stomping right next to him. Kenny's head morphs into a red dragon and breathes fire at the witch.
Part 2.
We're in kimonos participating in a katana sword fighting competition trying to win the prize money for a teammate's son's operation. Coincidentally, the competition date is the same date as the little boy's transfer to another hospital. She has to be there with her son so we convinced her we could handle everything here. We held our ground until the last event. In this portion of the competition, we're allowed any katanas of choice; lengthwise. We decided on the regular long one with the shorter side one, and two additional short ones. But we have to tell the committee first. They refused to comply, so we had to fight for the right to wield additional weapons. The whole thing turned into a scene, so the chairman decided to take a break. During the break, they put on rodeo music and I square danced with a Japanese pear de-skinner (she sells pears). We really got into it. After dancing, she sat down and I laid my head on her lap. We discussed our lives together after the competition and it was that moment, like in the movies when time stood still, that I woke up. crying