Interesting rantings...OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!
No one will ever beleive me will they. At first I didn't believe myself but now I know different. When I first figured out I was completely baffled on how this could possibly occur in any dimension or time zone...maybe even different dimensions. Everyone thought I was crazy, and maybe I am. They ridiculed me for what I knew and believed in and the tortured me with physical and verbal beatings every hour upon the hour, but I persevered and suffered for my knowledge! I never knew that standing up for the truth could be this hard. My girlfriend broke up with me a week later and my parents disowned me, fearing that they would be fired if their employers found out about me. The secret still baffled all the most elite scientists of our day and age, but I knew the real answer. I began to run. I had to cover my tracks, for fear of being caught and persecuted for my information. They didn't want to try and understand what I knew, they feared it, and they wanted it to die with me. They knew I had a weapon against them and they wanted to eliminate it for their own safety. This was only a month ago...So now I post on here to you gaia...please carry on my last dying wish, and the only thing I have to my name. Make the secret known to the world so that people might rejoice when they hear it, may they shout on the rooftops and shout it out atop mountains. May the clergy praise god about it's appearance and little children laugh and play for the world now knows the thing that has held them in the grips of fear for so long. I shall now pass it on to you...Gaia...and you alone shall have the task...NAY!...the priviledge of carrying on the most coveted secret in the history of the entire world...reese's for break fast.... Candy.....*cough*...For breakfast? ......Not...*wheeze*...Candy....*hack cough*...Reese's.....*cough cough*...Puffs....*hack hack cough weeze*...........ceeeereeaaaaaal....*dies*
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