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[this is for my more hyper veiwers
caution, may cause extreme stomach pains]
So we start off with Bob walking down the street. He happens to see an attrative blond. [girl for those who wonder] Bob filled with courage walks up to her and ask her name, and she answers "Barbie!" with a super high pitched vioce. Bob now even filled with more courage than before dares to ask her out. [now knowing Bob he's not all that attractive, so you could guess what she said] "no!" giving him a nice clean slap against his face. Now Bob desperate for love tells her that he'll give her $11.24 to go out with him. Barbie being a little low on money says ok. [surprisingly] Later that fateful day they head over to a super fancy italin restruant. Together they odered a spheghetti. After the food was satifingl in their stomachs, Bob went to go pay the bill. Bob, from the other day with Barbie, was a little low on money. Bob, thinking that he'll never see Barbie again, walks up to her and kisses her. Barbie being as surprised as she was yelled, "what the hell, Bob?!" Barbie then runs out the restraunt leaving Bob witht he bill. Bob just now remebering that the $11.24 were for his steriods [being and tiny and all] and not for Barbie or a super fancy dinner. [if you have forgetton about Bob and his steriods go check out the journal entry i made in 'Sat Mar 03, 2007']
Now, for the moral of the story, don't spend your steriods money on a blondie named Barbie or her super fancy dinner.
[wouldn't that suck]
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