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Darkness is only half of light,
When you go down a tunnle,
No matter how dark it gets there will be a light at the end of the tunnle,
Whether it's heaven, hell, of a car coming at you at 100mph,
Somthing will happen and you will feel the change of the light in your body.



Now if you didn't get this joke then u need to look it over again!
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Chuck Norris is the only man alive to beat a brick wall....... at tennis.

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Ebonics lessons 1.-How to fight a black guy(no affence to anyone black this is just a joke so don't take any of it personal)

1.Get in the possition of giving them a hug then start bumping them with the sides of your arms
2.drink milk
3.DON'T GO INTO KFC OR YOUR SCREWED
4.Walk around like a drunkist to confuse them
5.Rip your shirt off and twirl it around wile holding your nuts
6.Whoever grabs the others nuts first is the winner
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Ebonics lessons 2.-How to say "I admire your fashionable running shoes" like a pimp:

Take them nikkes off you @#$ before i blast you motha @#$%er




Tune in next time for more ebonics lessons!!!