Why is the ocean friendly?
Because it waves.
Why do dust mites go to rehab?
Because it was on rugs.
Insert disc into disc drive V. That means v****a.
Why are peas like whales?
Because they travel in pods.
Whats brown and square?
A box you idiot.
What do you call a burnt barbie doll?
A burnt Barbie-cue.
Which element should you be honest to?
Copper.
What do grapes use to tie their shoes with?
G-Strings.
What has lots of legs and loves children?
Centipeds.
What did one pair of sticky buns say to the other?
Hey, Perriwinkle. Hey, Lefty.
How much do bones weigh?
A Skeli-Ton
What do you call bones that are scared?
Chicken Bones.
What type of sheep live under the see?
Clambs.
What do shapes breathe?
Squair.
What do you call a monkey that explodes?
A Baboom.
Whats good and bad about sexing a poor person who sells peas.
You get Her Peas.
What do you call expensive perfume?
Costume.
What do you call wood that can read?
A Storyboard.
What type of drugs kill fish?
Herin.
Why should you keep Hay and Eight apart?
Because it leads to Hate.
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