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I Kokuei I: *drop kicks into local Burger King*
Hojic0: D<
Hojic0: -burger king guy: =D
I Kokuei I: xDD
I Kokuei I: *Ronald Mcdonald bursts in with wweaposn* NEMESIS
Hojic0: burger king guy: SO WE MEET AGAIN D< LET US HAVE...THE FINAL BATTLE!! me:.o.o;
I Kokuei I: Ronald: *Gets out McDonald cheese burger sword*

Hojic0: the king: -get out french fry hammer- DIIIIIE D< YOUR FATTY FOODS AND LOW LOW PRICES SHALL PLAUGE THE FAST FOOD WORLD NO MORE
I Kokuei I: Ronald: >0 Speak for yourself! *leap with sword*
Hojic0: King: D<-leaps with hammer and smacks-
I Kokuei I: Ronald: *inflates clown nose so that the hammer hits the nose, leaving Ronald unharmed*
Hojic0: King: -flys back- ARRUUUGGGG D<!!!- throws crown at ronald-
I Kokuei I: ROnald: *super clown athletic duck* >0 *STarts throwing Juggling balls&
Hojic0: King biggrin < -uses employee as sheild-
I Kokuei I: Employee: *juggling balls break all his bones* Wh-why...? I thought...I was...youre....b est...worker...

Hojic0: brb

Hojic0: King: Well when you signed the contract you didnt read the fine print that said, and I quote " The King has, for any reason, to use me as a human sheild to protect him self"
I Kokuei I: Employee: ..With my last breath...I...GIVE A THUMBS UP TO MCDONALDS! *thumbs up and dies*
Hojic0: King: NOOOOOOOOOO-breaks his thumb and throws corpse at Ronald-
I Kokuei I: Ronald: *deflects corpse* >0 *going to attack*
Wendy from Wendy's: *jumps in with slut wear and lasers on her pig tails*( >0
Hojic0: The King: D< WENDY!? MY EX?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
I Kokuei I: Wendy: >0 I am going to put an end to this terrible clown, and then to YOU! For giving blow to men, just so that people would buy more of your food!
Hojic0: The King: WENDY PLEASE FOR GIVE MEH! I LOVE YA WENDY! LOOOOVE!! D: It was a mistake giving blow on kolfax, I can change babeh!

I Kokuei I: Wendy: *Shoots Ronald in head with lasers* >0...Too late for i'm sorries, TIME TO DIE

Hojic0: The King: D< THEN YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE!! -shoots wendy in eye- D<!!
Hojic0: -Ronald comes back from grave as zombie-
Hojic0: The King: OMFG A ZOMBIE O.O!!!
Hojic0: -a bunch of people in clown suits run over- ITS OUR MESSIA! LIKE JESUS! HES THE JESUS OF THE MODERN DAY!

I Kokuei I: Ronald: *Grabs random follower of him and starts eating him*
Hojic0: Random Follower: HE CHOOSE ME =D MEEE!! OH GOD IT HURTS
I Kokuei I: Wendy: O.o...*hides behind King* :0 If you love me, you'll get rid of him so I can kill you later- i mean give you blow later
Hojic0: The King: T^T I dont want blow babeh! I just want you!..D< But cus you said you'd kill me D<-tosses wendy to ronald-

I Kokuei I: Ronald: *Rapes to have zombie human mutant freaks&
Hojic0: The King: ._.;...well...I didnt want that... ._. I guess....its time ...-press distruct button on the cash register- =D good thing I had this installed in every resturant!
I Kokuei I: *Over half of the US blows up*
I Kokuei I: :0 Gee, that sure does suck for you, since you were standing RIGHT there xD I, however, predicted this with Asian magic, and so i hid in a bomb shelter, and when I emerge, DUNDUNDUN IT turned out...The King actually missed Ronald and Wendy completely, and now their zombie babehs are out trying to eat people :0
Hojic0: :0 Thank god I'm dead

I Kokuei I: xD I fxcking hate you
Hojic0: I dont have to face zombies =D
I Kokuei I: :0 Then I resurrect you into my dog Lizzie's body cuz I get lonely
Hojic0: D:...but ...I'm so fat
I Kokuei I: :0 You shoulda thought before you let me drop kick you into Burger King
Hojic0: D: but...you started it by drop kicking me
I Kokuei I: :0 Yes I did, but you coulda ran at any tim
I Kokuei I: e

Hojic0: D: I was busy eating free food and watching the drama unfold around me.
I Kokuei I: >0 Well, now you'll be wanting free food all of the time, you're my big fat dog lizzie
Hojic0: T^T...Well..I'll lose weight running from zombies...
Hojic0: What happend to lizzy's soul D:...
I Kokuei I: :0...I fed it to the zombies cuz they were trying to get in, and it distracted them
Hojic0: your so going to hell D:
I Kokuei I: D: I know.