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A Friend would call you a Retard; but a Best Friend, would call you a Retard and act like one with you. =)

Ya daddeh's so fat he needs a boy scout to help him find his d**k!! O<

Yo mama's so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch!!! PAWNAGE!!! O<

math is like sex..... you add the bed.... subtract the clothes..... divide the legs..... leave your solution..... and pray you don't multiply ;O

two guys meet and this is what happens ;O:

guy #1: -grabs the guy #2 hand- 1 2 3 4 i declare a thumb war =)
guy #2: -hold the hand- 5 6 7 8 i used that hand to masturbate :B
guy #1: WTF!?!?! O_____O ....... ewww -releases hand and runs away-