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10 Commandments of a Teenager


1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents r sleeping. <Y Wait?>

2) Thou shall not do drugs. <Alcohol Lasts Longer.>

3) Thou shall not steel from k-mart. <Wal*Mart Has a Bigger Selection.>

4) Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. <Destruction has a Bigger Effect.>

5) Thou shall not steel from your parents. <Every1 knows Grandma has more $$>

6) Thou shall not get in fights. <Just start Them.>

7) Thou shall not skip class. <Just take the Whole day Off.>

cool Thou shall not strip in class. <*** Pays More.>

9) Thou shall not think about having s**. <As Nike says Just Do It.>

10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. <Just Leave 'Um In da Middle.>




It's a Love and Hate Thing

You know how they always say that hate is a result of deep love? (Yeah right.. as if) Well.. rantage from :

I hate the way you make me feel,
I hate the way you make me sigh,
I hate the way make me hide all of the emotions that are inside,
I hate the way you make me blush,
I hate the way you make my heart race,
I hate the way you act so nonchalant,
I hate the way you make me smile,
I hate the way you act so nice,
I hate you for being you,
I hate the way your so talented and patient
I hate YOU for making me feel this way!
BUT What I hate most, is being helplessly in love with you.


Best things about bein' a GIRL!!!


~we can wear guyz clothez if they wear ourz they get funny looks~

*our friendz dont say hello 2 us by punchin us on da arm*

~yea pms sux but @ least we hav a good xcuse 2 chow down on choco all week~

*if we r on a really big ship dat happenz 2 hit an iceberg well prob get 1st dibz on a lifeboat*

~we get da bigger apartment on friendz~

*gurl talk u kno how we just understand eachother wit out havin 2 explain stuff*

~@ least 1 gurl alwayz survivez in horror flickz~

*we neva hav 2 wear tighty whitiez(or jock strapz)*

~even if we r ugly we hav make up 2 fix it~

*we can take stuffed animalz wit us 2 bed no matta how old we r*

~slumber partiez guyz just dunno how fun those r~

*we dont hav 2 wry bout gettin hurt um down ther*

~we dont feel da need 2 slap teammatez buttz when she makez a good play~

*nobody makez fun of us 4 likin DREAM STREET*

~pick up linez they r not sumthin we hav 2 practice~

bsb*we dont hav 2 sit on our walletz n we hav a spot 4 our change*

~our livez dont revolve round espn sportz center~

*itz not required dat we learn how 2 spit when we r young*

~we r called tomboyz boyz r called girlie~

*we hav nicer handritin than guyz*

~we dont hav 2 stuff boxerz in our jeanz~

*gurlz wit guy 1st namez lik joey sound kewl but it doesnt work da other way round*


Sometimes i like u
BUt it all depends, ur so nonchalant,
When ur with ur friends,
Boys are different,
They're not like us
They're usually sum1
I kan't trust.
Cos i dun want one of se guys
who kisses girls n makes them n
makes them cry
uh huh uh huh
you say u loved me yes u did.
cos i wish every word was true
Boys lie
Must be sumthin in thier genes, that makes them say things they don't mean.
Boys lie
They tell u wat u wanna hear
Boys lie
To them its not a sin, just a game that they won't win
Cross their hearts, hope to die, dunno y
Boys lie
cross ur heart n hope to die
say ur not the kind, to kiss a girl n make her cry
so y do boys lie?
o yea
cos i'm sayin wat they told me baby yea
can sum1 tell me y boys lie


A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULLOVER!" "NO," the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"