Here are some little known facts about me that I trust you all enough to know.
Xaldin Cannot
* Sleep without his L and Ryuk plushies and his "p***s Pillow"
* Eat anything with ranch or mayonaise on it (Unless it is pesto mayo)
* Listen to "Gangsta Rap" without gagging.
* Seem to grasp why people think he's gay (I'm Bi-Sexual Damnit!)
* Grasp why people write fanfic's about him and Belle. (Nothing happened I swear &.& wink
* Live without gory horror films.
* Get why people avoid him. (I mean am I that scary!? )
*Live without his Demyx. (I Love you &3)
*Live without his friends. ( You guy's mean a lot to me!)
* Comprehend someone hurting is little sister Namine. ( If anyone hurt's her I will hunt them down and gut them like a fish!)
* Hurt any of his friends.
* Let people find his secret Pr0nz0rs stash. (&.& wink
* eat anything with fish in it.
* Resist dark chocolale.
*Stop drinking sake or rum. (Mmmm Liquor *Drools*)
Xaldin Loves
* Demyx
*His Friends
*His Little sister Namine
* His organization. (They all rule ^^)
* The color black.
* Being Stabby :'D
* His Pr0nz0rz stash.
* Pocky &3
*Anything with garlic in it.
*Gory horror flicks.
* Anime.
*Yaoi.
*Yuri.
*Hentai.
* Drinking/hanging out with his best friend Xigbar.
Things Xaldin want to do before he dies.
*Kidnap Johnny Depp.
*Go to Japan
* Lick his elbow.
*Sing the Spam Song at a football stadium.
*Streak at a tennis game. ( Don't ask &.& wink
* Become tennis's first ever "Ball boy".
* Kill The Wiggles.
* Give President Bush a labotomy.
* Dress up as a tube of lube at a yaoi convention. ( My costume is already done &.& wink
*Eat a whole jar of peanut butter in one sitting.
* take over the world with a spork.
* Go to a gay pride parade.
* get a "Prince Albert" :'D
* Steal a pack of "extra large comdoms"
* Write an artical about yaoi for paper
* Pop out of a cake
* Make my own porn flick. ;D (LOL)
* Eat every flavor of Pocky.
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(Below tis revised s**t :3)
*See whats under Xigbars eye patch
*Find out who the hell Xemnas nobody is...cause it sure as hell ain't Mansex...
* Pee in a cup and give it too someone telling them it's beer..and smirking as they gag.
* Getting on the Organizations "Sexyest person of the month"... Xigbar has won it every time and I have more then just a hunch it's rigged >.>
* Find out why Lexaleus is always squinting...maybe he has X-Ray vision O.o
* Figure out who the hell makes our uniforms...
* Fix all of the plot holes in KH one and two.
* Destroy the Disney corperation so we can get some yaoi writtten into the actual game. *Smirks*
* Be a guest on the show Extras .
* Solve the ever troubleing question, "Why is the rum always gone?".
* Solve a rubix cube...
* Go to a NIN concert.
* Stab Axel and Roxas...why? Because they are the only nobodys with action figures AND plushies...I think me and Xiggy and Dem deserve plushies >.<
* Become the overlord of solviet Russia.
* Take over the world with a pair of underwear, a box, and a used condom all while doing the tango and solving world peace.
* Getting a T-shirt that says "I am not a bra but I support boob's" :'D
* Becomeing a Sex God.
* Meet Foamy the Squirrel.
* Kill all of the stright yuppie a*****e men on earth! :'D
* Make a video anouncement so all of you can hear my voice.
* Kidnap Gackt and ask him force him to tell me how one man can be so perfect.
* Get "Gendowned" in the dictionary. (If you are on gendous this will make sence)
* Call Axel a $20.00 whore (Carrah did it for me ;3)
* Have rape be a crime punishable by death!
* Make it so good people don't die.
* Stay with Demyx forever.
Xaldin Cannot
* Sleep without his L and Ryuk plushies and his "p***s Pillow"
* Eat anything with ranch or mayonaise on it (Unless it is pesto mayo)
* Listen to "Gangsta Rap" without gagging.
* Seem to grasp why people think he's gay (I'm Bi-Sexual Damnit!)
* Grasp why people write fanfic's about him and Belle. (Nothing happened I swear &.& wink
* Live without gory horror films.
* Get why people avoid him. (I mean am I that scary!? )
*Live without his Demyx. (I Love you &3)
*Live without his friends. ( You guy's mean a lot to me!)
* Comprehend someone hurting is little sister Namine. ( If anyone hurt's her I will hunt them down and gut them like a fish!)
* Hurt any of his friends.
* Let people find his secret Pr0nz0rs stash. (&.& wink
* eat anything with fish in it.
* Resist dark chocolale.
*Stop drinking sake or rum. (Mmmm Liquor *Drools*)
Xaldin Loves
* Demyx
*His Friends
*His Little sister Namine
* His organization. (They all rule ^^)
* The color black.
* Being Stabby :'D
* His Pr0nz0rz stash.
* Pocky &3
*Anything with garlic in it.
*Gory horror flicks.
* Anime.
*Yaoi.
*Yuri.
*Hentai.
* Drinking/hanging out with his best friend Xigbar.
Things Xaldin want to do before he dies.
*Kidnap Johnny Depp.
*Go to Japan
* Lick his elbow.
*Sing the Spam Song at a football stadium.
*Streak at a tennis game. ( Don't ask &.& wink
* Become tennis's first ever "Ball boy".
* Kill The Wiggles.
* Give President Bush a labotomy.
* Dress up as a tube of lube at a yaoi convention. ( My costume is already done &.& wink
*Eat a whole jar of peanut butter in one sitting.
* take over the world with a spork.
* Go to a gay pride parade.
* get a "Prince Albert" :'D
* Steal a pack of "extra large comdoms"
* Write an artical about yaoi for paper
* Pop out of a cake
* Make my own porn flick. ;D (LOL)
* Eat every flavor of Pocky.
___________________________________________
(Below tis revised s**t :3)
*See whats under Xigbars eye patch
*Find out who the hell Xemnas nobody is...cause it sure as hell ain't Mansex...
* Pee in a cup and give it too someone telling them it's beer..and smirking as they gag.
* Getting on the Organizations "Sexyest person of the month"... Xigbar has won it every time and I have more then just a hunch it's rigged >.>
* Find out why Lexaleus is always squinting...maybe he has X-Ray vision O.o
* Figure out who the hell makes our uniforms...
* Fix all of the plot holes in KH one and two.
* Destroy the Disney corperation so we can get some yaoi writtten into the actual game. *Smirks*
* Be a guest on the show Extras .
* Solve the ever troubleing question, "Why is the rum always gone?".
* Solve a rubix cube...
* Go to a NIN concert.
* Stab Axel and Roxas...why? Because they are the only nobodys with action figures AND plushies...I think me and Xiggy and Dem deserve plushies >.<
* Become the overlord of solviet Russia.
* Take over the world with a pair of underwear, a box, and a used condom all while doing the tango and solving world peace.
* Getting a T-shirt that says "I am not a bra but I support boob's" :'D
* Becomeing a Sex God.
* Meet Foamy the Squirrel.
* Kill all of the stright yuppie a*****e men on earth! :'D
* Make a video anouncement so all of you can hear my voice.
* Kidnap Gackt and ask him force him to tell me how one man can be so perfect.
* Get "Gendowned" in the dictionary. (If you are on gendous this will make sence)
* Call Axel a $20.00 whore (Carrah did it for me ;3)
* Have rape be a crime punishable by death!
* Make it so good people don't die.
* Stay with Demyx forever.
