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two slip of chances..
So i guess the dream starts at some 3rd world village with a population of approximately 13. I'm buddies with some married dude who lives with his wife and her parents. One afternoon while sitting around doing nothing meaningful, we saw and paid no attention to two roosters. We noticed that if we turned our backs on them, they'll turn invisible(there's really no logic in this). We became very curious about this phenomenon but just set it aside. On another day we accidentally angered the village people (haha not the ones who sang YMCA xd ), and as we were running we remembered the roosters and executed the same technique by running far ahead, hid behind some coverage, and wait until the villagers past us by. Strangely enough. it worked and we quickly jumped into the lake to avoid further detection; in case the villagers decide to look in the bushes. After we waited the villagers to give up the man hunt, I walked my buddy home and he and his wife were so happy that they started getting intimate. I had to leave of course, so without any reason whatsoever I went to the doctor's shack. There I just looked around the empty shack with just a desk, when the telephone rang. The person asked for the doctor and left a message that went like "freaky tiki viki diki"; some weird village code. After I hung up, a voice came from behind the wall. It was the doctor, and he asked about the message. I repeated the message to him and suddenly the wall flipped and I'm in a place that looks like a doctor's office. The walls were pale white, there were florescent lightings, white curtains, gurneys, and above all was this beautiful short hair blond nurse in a blue uniform. Holy Jesus was she a babe. I flirted a little with her and she played hard to get. The doctor told her to help me change into a patient's out fit, and how could I refused. So I fooled around a bit and wager with the nurse, "if I change into this outfit, you have to change with me in another outfit." Surprisingly enough, she agreed! Oh Joy!! So we went behind the curtains and race to change. How could I focus on changing with such a babe was getting naked in front to me. So I played a bit of body rub with her 4laugh . Anyway..after all that I went into an auditorium sort of building that seem to be having a battle convention. Matches will be held and the battles are like that R-tarded B-da man crap whoever came up with domokun . Two players pop cannon balls are each other after storing enough power and shoot it. After each shot, the player moves forward 3 paces. And the winner is decided when the other guy dies pirate . My opponent is some dude in a large green and pink mecha armor and the arena s a curved tunnel. As the match commenced, the cannon balls, instead of coming out of our bellies, came out of..well..our crotch (maybe it had to do with the fact I needed to hit the hay in real life). When me and my opponent were about face to face with each other, I realized I had no chances of winning. He had quicker reloading time, and superior fire power (I guess he wanted to go more than I did rofl ). So my only option...RUN!! When he was about to shoot point blank at me, I kicked his cannon ball back at him. With is cat-like reflexes he easily dodges it. While he dodges, however, I make my move to escape. I went behind the cannon ball and ran after it pass my enemy. After I ran passed my opponent I just kept running until I reach the outside. It seems that beyond the arena building is a food festival where crowds have gathered to taste gourmet foods, and best of all I lost my opponent. I started running with my light step (it's some thing I often do in my dreams...basically I just hop around and it's like gravity doesn't affect me much) now that there were enough space to move around freely. As I'm light stepping, I run into Sgt. R. and he introduces me to a new recruit. He's a Latin enthusiastic person with glasses. Anyways, I light step my way pass the fair grounds and into a park where I come to realize later that its a park I dream of behind the university (it is a made up park that i dreamt of in another dream). As I light step pass the park, I reach an industrial area which I made up in another dream. When I had enough of light stepping, I decided to run back home. As I run, I runs back into the Latin dude and a girl that he's with but he seems to not recognize me. So being the stuck up person that I am (jk), I run pass him trying to avoid eye contact. At the corner of Geneva and Mission (I don't know how I got there in the first place), I once again run into him and his sister notices something odd between us..before she could say anything, he greets me saying we went to school together at some place called 'Sweldon'. I went along with it so he won't get in trouble. We walked together afterwards and the sister comes up to me to say that I was lying and she said knew because she went to school with me. And I forgot how it happened, but we ended up sort of dating. On a bus ride one day, with a bunch of her friends, they notices some resturant that would be great for a Halloween bash (even though it has pasted already..even in the dream). The resturant looked haunted; it had red curtains covering every window and the walls were peeling. On the night of the party, we separated into teams and went of a ghost-hunt-quest thing. We were given instructions to dip sushi in some green mucus-like acid to be used as weapons against any ghouls we meet on the way....[that's the last thing I remember about the dream]
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