I once tried to roast a marshmallow with a lighter. Didn't work.
If at first you don't succeed...Skydiving isn't for you.
Beauty fades, but stupid is forever.
You can't be young forever, but you can be immature your whole life.
Thanks to television, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
My karma ran over my dogma. O_o
I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it.
He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.
I'm having deja vu and amnesia at the same time: I've forgotten this before.
When life hands you lemons, squirt it in your enemy's eye.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
Imagine, if you will, a world without hypothetical situations.
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the randomness of me in writing....
O.o XP >.< ^-^ O.O <3
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~because all the cool kids wanna be like him~
What a match! i'm half doomed, and you're semi-sweet...
- Fallout boy Disloyal Order Of Water Buffalos