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NO! BUCHANAN! HOW COULD YOU JUST DIE LIKE THAT! gonk

I raised you from an unstable motherboard. You broke, but I kept right on fixing you. We were going to grow old together. I would fix every hiccup, everything about you. Then you croak because an earing gets pushed on you. Wuss. I fricking hate that you did that on me. I loved you, nurtured you, and you repay me by freaking out. Now you are worthless and need to be replaced. Too bad you have all the stuff I need. Jerk.