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Now, for my second rude awakening. stare
The other morning as I reached for my box of peanut butter Captain Cunch, I was horified to see the captain being attacked by a horde of machanical creatures! eek Then as I examined the box more closely it appeared as if the ol' salt actually enjoyed it! I guess he couldn't find his parret so he settled for these...things. whee
It seem it was a whole ruse for one lucky kid to win prize of chest loads of toys! 4laugh Fasinated by this prospect, my heart in palpitation, I ripped open the box lid to be greeted by the big bold words 'Sorry Try Again'
I was crushed! crying How dare they lead me on! Along with thousands of other impressionable youngsters! To slather our hopes and dreams so mercilessly.
I thought the placement of the cruel rejection notic was rather strategic, too. stare It was placed in the top inside of the box, so everytime that poor child open that box of cereal they'll have to relive the crushing moments of their rejection! gonk "Ha ha ha! You actually thought you could win! You loser"
Is there no end to this tyranny?!?! scream
Rouni

*Evil Laugh* Fu hu hu...