REASONS IT IS GREAT TO BE A GUY:
1. phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
2. when clicking throught the channel you don't have to stall on ever shot of someone crying
3.you know stuff about tanks
4.a five day vacation requires only one suitcase
5. you don't have to monitor your friends sex-lives
6. your bathroom lines are 80% shorter
7. you can open your own jars
8. old friends don't give you crap about if you have lost or gained weight
9. dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind
10. a beer gut dosen't make you invisible to the opposite sex
11. you don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere
12. you can leave a hotel bed unmade
13. when your work is criticized you don't panic that everyone secretly hates you
14. the garage is all yours
15. you get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. you can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
17. wedding plans take care of themselves
18. if someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend
19. your underware is $10 for a 3 pack
20. none of your co-workers have the power to make you cry
21. you don't have to shave below your neck
22. if you are 34 and single, nobody cares
23. everything on your face stays the same color
24. chocolate is just another snack
25. flowers fix everything
26. 3 pairs of shoes are more than enough
27. nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room
28. you don't have to clean your apartment if the meter-reader is coming by
29. car mechanics tell the truth
30. you don't care if nobody notices your new haircut
31. you can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without thinking, He must be mad at me.
32. you never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
33. one mood, all the time
34. you can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him
35. you can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing
36. gray hair and wrinkles add character
37. you don't care is someone is talking about you behind your back
38. you don't mooch of others deserts
39. if you retain water, its in a canteen
40. the remote is yours and yours alone
41. people never glance at your chest when you are talking
42. you can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift
43. bachelor parties have it all over bridal showers
44. you have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother
45. if you don't call your buddy when you said you would, he dosen't tell your friends you have changed
46. if another guy shows up at a party with the same outfit you have on, you might become lifelong buddies
47. you don't have to remember birthdays and anniversaries for everyone you know
48. you pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So... notice anything different?"
49. there is always a game somewhere...
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1. phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
2. when clicking throught the channel you don't have to stall on ever shot of someone crying
3.you know stuff about tanks
4.a five day vacation requires only one suitcase
5. you don't have to monitor your friends sex-lives
6. your bathroom lines are 80% shorter
7. you can open your own jars
8. old friends don't give you crap about if you have lost or gained weight
9. dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind
10. a beer gut dosen't make you invisible to the opposite sex
11. you don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere
12. you can leave a hotel bed unmade
13. when your work is criticized you don't panic that everyone secretly hates you
14. the garage is all yours
15. you get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. you can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
17. wedding plans take care of themselves
18. if someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend
19. your underware is $10 for a 3 pack
20. none of your co-workers have the power to make you cry
21. you don't have to shave below your neck
22. if you are 34 and single, nobody cares
23. everything on your face stays the same color
24. chocolate is just another snack
25. flowers fix everything
26. 3 pairs of shoes are more than enough
27. nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room
28. you don't have to clean your apartment if the meter-reader is coming by
29. car mechanics tell the truth
30. you don't care if nobody notices your new haircut
31. you can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without thinking, He must be mad at me.
32. you never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
33. one mood, all the time
34. you can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him
35. you can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing
36. gray hair and wrinkles add character
37. you don't care is someone is talking about you behind your back
38. you don't mooch of others deserts
39. if you retain water, its in a canteen
40. the remote is yours and yours alone
41. people never glance at your chest when you are talking
42. you can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift
43. bachelor parties have it all over bridal showers
44. you have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother
45. if you don't call your buddy when you said you would, he dosen't tell your friends you have changed
46. if another guy shows up at a party with the same outfit you have on, you might become lifelong buddies
47. you don't have to remember birthdays and anniversaries for everyone you know
48. you pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So... notice anything different?"
49. there is always a game somewhere...
Please send me suggestions for more to add on if you enjoyed reading this. Donations are always welcome and if your suggestion is good enough you may earn some gold!
