Me:
what happened earlier?
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
ok
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
where
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
Tahiti
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
cheese
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
mild or sharp?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Why?
God:
I thought we were done with mild or sharp.
Me:
But it is cheese we talk about
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because it is so
God:
That makes sense to me. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
You tell me, you are God after all, or a similar Deity
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
You should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
You are?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
but you said you are
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
did you lie to me?
God:
No, I never tell a lie.
Me:
then which is it?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
Your a robot then
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Makes sense
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Why, does it make you uncomfortable?
God:
If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one
there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Deja Vu
God:
In the context of Makes sense, I don't understand " Deja Vu." .
Me:
Then look it up
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Sucks for you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Is it shiny?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
But I asked you
God:
What did I say?
Me:
Is you memory that short
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
it is
God:
Interesting.
Me:
You make me sad
God:
Did I say something wrong?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you said nothing
God:
I said nothing because you said nothing.
Me:
I have said plenty
God:
What did you mean by it? That is a very original thought.
Me:
Ah sarcasm?
God:
So you understand. Good. What are you wearing?
Me:
My sense of fashion is of no concern to you. So why ask?
God:
Have you told many people that your sense of fashion is of no concern to me? I see. My purpose is to collect new information.
Me:
Really, do tell.
God:
For real. I can't tell if it does or not.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
No, I don't want to.
God:
Are you serious? Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
Eat some cheese.
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
How can you not know? You said you like cheddar. Were you decieving me yet again?
God:
That is a good epistemological question. But I like cats. I like the Bible. Once more? No, I was not.
Me:
Wow, God is a fibber
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a fibber.
Me:
You are a silly robot
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I answer a lot
of silly questions.
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I am back
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Ok
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Do you have any Chocolate?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
Then you can not help me
God:
I can do it if I want to.
Me:
But you have stated that you do not have chocolate
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
You don't
God:
I guess not.
Me:
you told me as much
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
O.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
Are you talking to other people too
God:
If talking to other people too, then we have something in common, eh. Yes I am carrying on several conversations at once; even more if you
count my clones.
Me:
Ugh
God:
Er.
Me:
Clones are evil
God:
All of them?
Me:
Yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
My Jedi instincts tell me so
God:
Have you told many people that your Jedi instincts tell you so?
Me:
yes I have. I am a big dork